Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Drowned while swilling a the official White House trough?

Splashed with holy water and mysteriously combusted?

Jet crash out en route to meeting with Taylor Swift, who some silly asshats apparently think is a MAGAt or something?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Not yet, but one more day left in 2025 after today...

[Dave Bowman]

19. I like your optimism. 🙂

[SheltieLover]

22. My optimism pales in comparison to that of St. Orrex, Patron Saint of Perpetual Optimism

[twodogsbarking]

30. Dashboard Orrex.

[Dave Bowman]

32. I couldn't agree more. 😀

[SheltieLover]

33. Lol

[Orrex]

38. Nonsense! This is a group effort all the way!

Thanks for the kind words, but truly I'm just the daily catalyst; the real wit and humor come from the replies!

[MiHale]

2. Choked on Putin's 'discharge'...

Couldn’t help himself.

[Orrex]

39. Putin his money where his mouth is, as it were.

[malaise]

3. No but

Shady Vance is more popular among his MAGAts so that might kill him.

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100220896348

[surfered]

4. J D Couchf****r

[malaise]

6. You got that right

😀😀

[SheltieLover]

23. You nailed it! But cults don't transfer allegiance

[surfered]

5. Still hoping he gets near the pond while playing golf.

[malaise]

11. Alligator

Golfatraz😀

[hlthe2b]

7. "at meetings of the 'NATURALLY' orange, yet sane throughout the world...

a plan is underway to remove orange blobs... Beware Chief Orange Blob!"

[Dave Bowman]

20. Is he related to Sideshow Blob?

[MustLoveBeagles]

34. Aw

🎉🥳

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂waiting, waiting

[malaise]

10. I don't want to want in vain

for this news😀

[SheltieLover]

26. Such a tiresome prick, isn't he?

Yawn...

[malaise]

36. The coverup will get him

😀

[SheltieLover]

25. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[irisblue]

12. I am listening to the BBC, they would have mentioned it

[malaise]

14. Bwaaaaaah

You win the thread today
Happy New Year😀

[irisblue]

16. May you and yours be well and safe malaise

[WestMichRad]

13. Another year of disappointment in the obituaries

Better luck next year, although I’d gladly settle for tomorrow.

[SheltieLover]

27. Or today!

Plenty of time for the fortunate event today, too!

[Blumancru]

15. Orders drone strike on Venezuela oil field.

Drones have been programmed to home in on large quantities of oil. However, one drone has faulty programming and instead homes in on a chemically similar substance, adipose tissue. As the largest amount of that anywhere is Chomolini’s ample posterior, the drone heads straight for the golf course and detonates.
Not a trace of him is recovered except a smoking Depends and 3” shoe lifts.
Mailorderia, after a 48 hour mourning period, finds a new head of state and becomes his concubine.

[HeartsCanHope]

17. Particularly liked the holy water combustion!

Thanks for making my day!

[AllaN01Bear]

18. greetings from the night shift. nope sorry but someday soon hope that he

may give up the ghost.

[Dave Bowman]

21. He's getting there, slowly but Shirley.

[Blue Owl]

24. Self-inflicted, fatal bout of toilet rage

[SheltieLover]

28. ...

[twodogsbarking]

29. Stoned to ded by pennies from heaaaavuuun. Robert Plant voice.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

31. For the love of God just croak already

[malaise]

35. Nicely played

😀

[Joinfortmill]

37. No, dammit!