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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDemocratic firebrand Jennifer Welch just delivered the MOST DAMNING indictment of MAGA culture that you'll ever hear!
From Occupy Democrats on Facebook
BREAKING: Democratic firebrand Jennifer Welch just delivered the MOST DAMNING indictment of MAGA culture that youll ever hear!
Jennifer Welch is an interior designer, the former cohost of the Bravo series Sweet Home Oklahoma, and currently co-host of the progressive political podcast Ive Had It. She is also responsible for one of the most blistering tirades against White Americans of the MAGA persuasion that youre ever likely to encounter.
In a masterpiece of profane cultural criticism, Welch zeros in on the hypocrisy of those calling for the expulsion of immigrants and foreign refugees from our country and the condemnation of everyone who isnt a White Christian like themselves, all while being perfectly content to enjoy the fruits of their targets talent and culture.
Here is exactly how you can call out the MAGA cultists in your vicinity in the most entertaining and accurate diatribe you can imagine:
Quit watching NBA basketball, quit watching sports that are dominated by African Americans, quit going to Mexican restaurants. You want white culture, you go fucking live in it. You live in it, bathe in it, Welch begins her admonition to the right-wing culture warriors.
Like that's the only thing that I see when you get all white people together in the United States. There's no culture at all. So they have to go borrow culture from people.
Even the word woke, they've borrowed from black culture. I went to a Mexican restaurant with my parents, my son, my husband over the weekend. And there's just all these MAGA looking people in there. And I thought, you've got a lot of fucking nerve coming in here. Coming into this Mexican restaurant where every single waiter, obviously English was their second language, served with a smile. They run a great little local business, Welch continued.
And Oklahoma City is a better place because of these hardworking immigrants that come in here. But I cannot imagine the horror they feel when they are driving to and from work, when they might have a hearing on their status, legal status. I can't imagine the people who've already been taken from their lives.
And to see these fat ass, pink arm, teeny weeny, beta pricks with their ugly ass wives walk into this Mexican restaurant and sit down and smile and be friendly. I don't think you should be able to enjoy anything but Cracker Barrel. Get your fat asses over to Cracker Barrel, Welch exclaimed, while holding nothing back.
But do not participate in any of the shit that makes America cool. And what makes America cool is multiculturalism. And if you want to triple Trump, and you want to browbeat DEI, and you want to browbeat gay people, and you want to browbeat black people, as you've been doing for 400 years, and you want to browbeat this generation of immigrants that come over here and open up businesses earnestly, pay their taxes, you want to demonize them and call them rapists and felons and all this shit when the felon is the teeny weeny mushroom cock piece of shit, Cankles McTacotits, at the top of the ticket, the podcaster accusingly insisted.
Welch then would up her verbal onslaught with the knockout punch:
I have fucking had it from top to bottom. White people that triple Trump should be banned, boycotted from enjoying the best thing that America has to offer, which is multiculturalism. Get your fat asses out of the Mexican restaurant. Get your fat asses over to Cracker Barrel because nobody wants to see your fucking smug ass, teeny weeny pink arm, big gut around. Nobody wants to see that shit. No one.
Nobody does righteous indignation like Jennifer Welch.
Please like and share her devastatingly accurate assessment!
wolfie001
(7,051 posts)Oklahoma native speaking truth!
malaise
(292,448 posts)Happy New Year
Wicked Blue
(8,426 posts)AZJonnie
(2,731 posts)Perhaps a video with her laying out her beautiful diatribe in living color?
This ROCKS, BTW
Wicked Blue
(8,426 posts)It's from a Facebook group called Occupy Democrats.
Cha
(316,567 posts)... Very Appropriate! I just looked her up to put a face to her Brilliance.. Brava!
Mahalo to you and Jennifer Welch!
Carry On!
flvegan
(65,722 posts)Wicked Blue
(8,426 posts)popsdenver
(1,486 posts)TWPC........Teenie Weenie Peenie Complex
czarjak
(13,434 posts)But, agrees with Justice Roberts that "Racism is dead." Go figure.
calimary
(88,957 posts)Wow!
And Cankles McTacotits! !!!
Im getting weak in the knees
popsdenver
(1,486 posts)the indigenous Native Americans didn't have a BORDER PATROL.........
B.See
(7,684 posts)little cat from Puss n Boots that goes, "Ohhh" smiley here.
DinahMoeHum
(23,340 posts)Hassler
(4,752 posts)Potatoes or corn. What will they eat when they can't visit Taco Bell or McDonald's? And no tequila.
Wicked Blue
(8,426 posts)Delmette2.0
(4,467 posts)Where is it broadcast?
fierywoman
(8,504 posts)debm55
(55,200 posts)3catwoman3
(28,547 posts)use that word, but occasionally something really is.