Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Run over by a "domestic terrorist" who was driving slowly away from him?

Fatal exposure to "pronouns" in someone's social media profile?

Mauled to death by a glove compartment full of dangerous plush toys?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[MiHale]

1. Caught a glimpse of himself naked in the mirror...

Gagged to death.

[surfered]

6. Asaccckkk! I'll never get that image out of my head

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. ...

[SheltieLover]

2. Fatal bat bite by rabid pee wee?

Mistaken by ICE for an innocent citizen & shot repeatedly in the face?

It's still early. Plenty of time for today to be our lucky day.

[surfered]

7. Rabid PeeWee, 🤣 who was fed Goebbels baby food as an infant

[niyad]

15. snicker!

[SheltieLover]

24. No doubt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Harker]

3. Hoffentlich.

[LymphocyteLover]

4. I like #3 but will take #4 because OMFG he's barking mad

[surfered]

8. I'll take anything at this point

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂It can't come soon enough. I'm getting tired of this carp!

[SheltieLover]

26. 79 yrs ago would've bn soon enough...

[SheltieLover]

25. So many possibilities & it only takes one

[malaise]

10. No but

If his morality will determine International Law the rest of us on this planet are fucked

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220921951

[niyad]

16. That was my first thought as well.

[malaise]

11. Fatal exposure to "pronouns" in someone's social media profile?

Bwaaaah😂

[niyad]

17. The pronouns in Renee Good's profile prove she was a domestic terrorist.

I wish I were making this up.

[surfered]

12. Killed while attending ICE training. They didn't keep their weapons pointed down range,

…fingers on triggers with safety’s off, unable to read warnings, and accidentally discharging their weapons. Professional law enforcement officers refused to attend, but Trump had found a friendly audience and couldn’t resist.

[niyad]

18. Yes, his kind of audience. .barely able to read and write.

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[SheltieLover]

28. For sure!

[Orrex]

39. In 2010 I worked for the census

My local training group had about 30 people at the start, around 25 at the end of training.

As part of the orientation, we were required to take turns reading aloud from the official manual. Nothing complex, I'd guess that it was geared to a 4th grade reading level, give or take. In retrospect I suppose this was a further screening tool; if someone can't read at all, they might not be suited to filling out forms and explaining the process to random uncounted citizens.

I was shocked at how badly almost every one of them read. I know that reading aloud is a different skill from reading to oneself, but they were sounding out passages syllable by syllable, and they were completely stumped by words like "about" and "confidential."

Not exaggerating, and honestly I felt a bit guilty reading with smooth diction, as if they'd perceive me to be showing off.

But it occurs to me that some government-assembled teams might value illiteracy or near-illiteracy, for reasons that lately seem obvious.

[malaise]

23. The coming SCOTUS tariff decision should

finish him off*
*maybe coming today

[SheltieLover]

30. Omg, is he in danger of being told no?

[SheltieLover]

27. Poetic justice...

[hlthe2b]

13. Yeah, what she said:

"I'm not waiting much longer...!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. +1

[Joinfortmill]

14. TickTock

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. Burned by DC sanitation workers

Who thought he was a giant fat berg.

[NNadir]

20. "Accidentally" shot by an barely literate ICE terrorist confusing him with a decent person?

[surfered]

29. Although, I don't think he could ever be confused for a decent person

[SheltieLover]

31. True, but likely in addition to being illiterate, they canmot read people either?

[NNadir]

32. Indecent people are often confused about what decency is or might be.

It's a minor point. The sooner this Caligula wannabe gets off the planet the better.

[GopherGal]

33. Sucked into the alternate reality in his own brain

when he got too close to the Shady Pants/Shiny Pants Phoniness Black Hole?

Unfortunately, the Reality Obliteration team at Los Alamos that was studying the risk of such disasters was DOGEd. The SEC is still investigating irregularities in the eyeliner markets that may shed light on some leaked knowledge of the activities of the VP and the Sequined Widow.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. Some People Improve the World only by Leaving It-Oscar Wilde

[Wicked Blue]

35. No, but too many inncocent people are dead

Counting the days until he chokes on his own hate and bile ...

[Initech]

36. I personally am now rooting for him to slide down the rope from a Navy chopper.

[malaise]

37. Was about to add this and say it can't wait for tomorrow 😂

Please proceed Donvict
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220924498

[Initech]

38. Just when I think a headline can't be real, it is!

[malaise]

40. Hehehe

He’ll come up with AI as fake as the ear shot😀