Trump says he's been wondering if he could slide down a helicopter rope like SEAL Team 6 --

[riversedge]

I actually turned up the volume to see if he really said this--and yes Trump DID say it.


CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism

This is not satire.

Trump says he’s been wondering if he could slide down a helicopter rope like SEAL Team 6 — and says, with a straight face, that he wants to try it sometime.

This man is a clown. 🤡

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[LakeVermilion]

1. Do it! DO IT!

Actually, he had his chances in the late 60's. But those f'ng bone spurs and the need to take the STD war on, kept him off the helicopters.

[dweller]

2. Do it !

You fat fuck
Break a neck



✌🏻

[Grim Chieftain]

35. Yep!

I'll supply the grease!

[bucolic_frolic]

3. Proceed. /nt

[Strelnikov_]

4. Yes! Yes you can!! You will be adored as the manliest ever!!!

[chelsea0011]

5. Pay Per Vue

I’ll pay anything

[0rganism]

6. Oh hell yes! And since he's the King, he should get a much longer rope than others -- 2 scoops, right?

Someone, please encourage this random, spastic, guaranteed-100%-not-insane fantasy. Make it so!

[Botany]

7. Go for it Donny

Please just do it. You have to have real strength and balance to rappel down rope.
Just do it Donny.

[niyad]

30. He said slide, not rappel.

[Botany]

48. Fine slide down that rope, get some nasty rope burns, and then fall to your ????.

Donny killed that woman Ms. Good, in Minneapolis as sure as if he shot her himself. The ICE
officer’s house had Trump gear, Trump flags, and his brain was so fucked up with real Trump
Derangement Syndrome that he saw her as the enemy and he was fighting for America.

We have millions of Americans who think the same way as that ICE officer.

[niyad]

55. Doing that slide over the ocean. . .

[electric_blue68]

58. Oh, I hadn't yet heard he had trump swag!

[Botany]

71. I read it on the internet so it has to be true.

Although I believe a local paper had the story and interviewed his neighbors.

10 seconds or so with google should let you know the truth.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

8. Do it, Donnie!

Better make sure he has at least two diapers on. He will be shitting his pants before he rappels down that rope.

[Vogon_Glory]

9. If he wants to try it, he can do so with my blessings

preferably from a height of thirty feet or more.

[Jerry2144]

10. Obama would have been brave enough to do it

Trump, are you less of a man than President Obama?

[Srkdqltr]

11. He should do it. He's such an idiot.

[Kid Berwyn]

12. Jump, you fucker!

Look out, below.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. Go for it Donny

You only live once.

[EarthFirst]

14. Just shove him out of the aircraft...

…he’ll figure it out.

If not…

…oh well.

[MustLoveBeagles]

15. The OP and thread are comedy gold 🪙

[milestogo]

16. Please do.

Just like Blackburn in Blackhawk Down: (at 1:00 into it)

[Ilsa]

42. Blackburn was "my" sweetheart, Orlando Bloom, in

one of his earlier roles.

[milestogo]

45. OMG, I adore him.

The real life Blackburn actually survived this fall, but it took him a long time to recover. And it was at the beginning of his first mission.

[democrank]

17. Of course Trump could do that.

Some people say he could even do that right over the ocean with cinder blocks tied to each ankle and be the first man to surface with a block in each hand. Trump is the healthiest president in the history of presidents, so I say he should give it a go.

[Jerry2144]

57. "the first man to surface with a block in each hand". I actually believe that

because your shit floats after a high-fat meal. And what's a bigger fatty turd than the Korrupt Korpulent Koprolite in the White House?

[electric_blue68]

61. Like a regular Harry Houdinu, or David Copperfield!

[Conjuay]

18. 1) Attach rope securely around neck

2) Yell "Geronimo"
3) Try to figure out who pushed you.

[Vinca]

19. That's what a REAL orange he-man would do. Am I right? I suggest the Rose Garden slab as a landing spot.

[niyad]

39. Nah, somewhere out in the ocean.

[Wounded Bear]

20. Do it! About 50 feet should prove the concept...

Make it a Pay per View, would probably raise some cash.

[Autumn]

21. I know he can do it. He should. It will impress the whole word

and no other leader would ever even try.

[Maru Kitteh]

22. He's starting to believe the AI maga-porn depictions of himself

Good. Please - do try it. And try every other truly unhinged meme of you attempting dangerous feats of strength and daring too. You deserve it.

[Ilsa]

23. Yes! And I have some old thin yarn his little hands

can use as a rope. No helmet necessary.

[sheshe2]

24. Do it Humpty Dumpty!

I double dog dare you.
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[Kaleva]

25. Replicate that scene from Scarface with the rope and helicopter

[HappyH]

26. Yeah, I would pay to see that!

[eShirl]

27. One way to know for sure.

[Blue Owl]

28. C'mon fat fuck, strap in and fucking jump you piece of shit

[bluestarone]

29. Please try it. Message to pilot

Take her up to 10,000 feet!!

[Probatim]

31. I'll bet he does it better than any Seal operative ever.

He could monetize this with a pay per view event. The money he'd make would be amazing. The highest ratings. The best reviews. I'd have tears in my eyes.

[Jacson6]

32. Give him the VC treatment.

Just sayin...

[niyad]

33. Do it! do it! preferably out over the ocean. Does blubber float, though?

[GopherGal]

34. Woe be to the stunt coordinator

who has to find a rope thin enough to fit his tiny hands, yet strong enough to hold his 224-lb body weight (plus whatever his diaper-load weighs).

[Aviation Pro]

36. It's called fast roping, you fucking pedophile

Why don’t you try helocasting at 50 knots and 50’ up?

It would be a laugh riot to watch your fat carcass bounce along the surface.

[Dave Bowman]

37. Hey don, wanna look like a tougher guy than the seals? Instead of a rope use a bungee cord.

[Ocelot II]

38. I'd pay to watch that!

[canetoad]

40. He'll never be as good as

This 86 year old woman.

[LudwigPastorius]

41. Somebody's just got to convince him that his bloated cankles will absorb the impact.

[Sailingdiver]

43. I say we let him try

[FadedMullet]

44. Watch this video, Donald, and see that Pete Hegseth did the rope thing on "Southpark" recently. Your turn.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3WA-sVMnJNI

[sakabatou]

46. Forget the rope. Just push him out.

[Ilsa]

47. I love this thread so much that I Rec'ed every reply. nt

[jmowreader]

49. Spurious News: Naval Air Systems Command refuses Trump's request to "slide down a rope" from a helicopter

PATUXENT RIVER, MD (Spurious News Network) -- In a recent televised interview, King Donald Trump expressed a desire to "slide down a rope from a helicopter" like a SEAL Team 6 member.

He won't be doing it from any of the Navy's helicopters, according to the commander of the Navy organization in charge of those helicopters.

Vice Admiral John E. Dougherty IV, commander of Naval Air Systems Command, explained that Trump's outsized weight would prevent the Navy from allowing such a stunt to be attempted. "He weighs, what, 900 pounds? If you throw off the side-to-side balance of a helicopter to that extent as suddenly as it'd happen if Trump tried to rappel out of it, it would crash straight to the ground and right on top of him. I thought for a second, 'maybe I'll rent a Mil Mi-26, a Russian-made helicopter that's the biggest in the world, for him to do it from.' Then I called the Mil works and they told me the dynamics of Trump's immense bulk flying out the side door would crash their aircraft too. Since all these aircraft are on my hand receipt I'm not going to write the Navy a check for a new one out of my personal account because some dumbass wanted to do a publicity stunt." When asked if he worried about the president getting killed, Admiral Dougherty replied, "if Donald Trump wants to commit suicide he's more than welcome to. But he is not fucking taking three to five of my Sailors and one of my aircraft with him."

Officers commanding the Army, Air Force and Marine Corps helicopter organizations confirmed they also won't let Trump use their birds for a similar stunt. "We could send him to Fort Campbell, Ky., and let him rappel down the 34-foot tower at the Sabaluski Air Assault School," explained Major General Clair Gill, commander of the US Army Aviation Center of Excellence, "but the Black Hat instructors there believe he'd yank it over on its side. The 326th Engineer Battalion says they can rent a big crane and pull it back upright with that, but we don't want them to have to. We believe the best result if he wants to rappel is to have him do it off the side of the Pentagon. That building's big enough he couldn't possibly pull it over no matter how many Big Macs he has for breakfast."

[SADAR]

52. I wish I could

rec this 1,000 times.

[Rebl2]

50. Oh please

do mr president and with no help from anyone. Make sure the helicopter is high and the rope short.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

51. Lets let trump try to do this.

I would love to see what happens

[pandr32]

53. Please try!

[moose65]

54. Please proceed!

Obama would have done it, Donny. You don't want to be outdone by Obama, do you?? Please do it!

[Skittles]

59. says the guy who needs two hands to lift a glass of water to his fishlips

what a fucking moron

[Swede]

60. Of course he can.

Hopefully he shows the doubters tomorrow.

[Deminpenn]

62. Please proceed

A good test run would be from Marine One hovering over the newly paved over Rose Garden.

[SomedayKindaLove]

63. Just remember practice makes perfect

[onethatcares]

64. shit splatters.

I wouldn't want to be within 5 city blocks of that mess, but he can do it wlith out my help

[Kaleva]

65. I'm thinking he'll bust open like a watermelon

[LisaL]

66. He should go for it.

[malaise]

67. Let the man proceed

Please

[flvegan]

68. Right now, any number of MAGA chud incel "alpha" males are furiously masturbating

at the very thought of the forthcoming AI videos showing a younger, svelter caped orange SuperPedoMan doing just that.

[Quiet Em]

69. Put him in a helicopter and let him try it.

[GreenWave]

70. Or slide all the way down from the Space Station, like a true Space Force Commander.

Make us proud Donnis!

[mcar]

72. Do it Dumpy!

I'll pay for the live stream. The ratings will be huge!!!

[Solly Mack]

73. Squeal Team Shit

[Totally Tunsie]

74. Just tell him he could be the first EVAH to win the Nobel Prize for Bravery!