Stephen Miller's house still hasn't sold.

[spooky3]

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It’s been on the market more than 100 days, with no price drops. It’s owned by an LLC, so probably it’s not hurting him financially. Too bad.

[Maru Kitteh]

1. There's not enough sweet grass in Montana to cleanse anything

that creature touches.

[spooky3]

8. Agree. And they're asking 25% over the 2023 purchase price.

Should have subtracted rather than added.

[Coventina]

9. Beat me to it! I was going to say, I could never afford to buy enough sage sticks

to cleanse the property.

[Captain Zero]

2. People should swamp them with low-ball offers.

Online.
Tie up the listing agents phone.
Fill the email and message box.
Sign the house up for junk mails.
Sign her up for makeovers.
Send him coupons for barber shops.
Etc.

[Attilatheblond]

3. Extra points for that last one!

[spooky3]

7. Hee hee! Nt

[Bread and Circuses]

4. It needs an exorcism , may be easier to bulldoze it

[pfitz59]

5. Meanwhile the lizard man

lives rent free in Officer Housing on a military base. Something the quivering weasel is not entitled to.

https://www.axios.com/local/washington-dc/2025/10/30/trump-officials-military-housing-safety

[DET]

6. I would never touch a house...

…that had that kind of karmic energy. But I feel sorry for his kids.

[bamagal62]

10. Once the prospective buyers

See the crypt where he sleeps, it kind of turns them away.

[BigmanPigman]

11. Miller and his wife are living in fraudulent existance in housing thanks to MAGA

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Skip to 3:28 time stamp.

[no_hypocrisy]

12. The LLC legal designation is to prevent him from losing the house

if he's liable for something.

[spooky3]

14. That would be one possible reason; it's also possible that donors, not Miller, paid for the house

and are hiding behind the LLC designation.

[no_hypocrisy]

15. Good point. Or Russians.

[spooky3]

16. Yes, it's a mystery how a young, dedicated public servant like Miller and his wife could afford

a $3 million house and its upkeep and $30K annual RE taxes, given their three small children, child care expenses to enable both to work, etc.

[malaise]

13. Good

K & R