"Melania" The documentary opens on January 30th. Will you be seeing it?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

128 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	No
	128 (100%)
	Yes
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
Show usernames Disclaimer: This is an Internet poll

[Floyd R. Turbo]

1. :

[2naSalit]

2. Where's the...

'HELL NO!' option?

[Bettie]

17. Exactly what I was thinking

why would anyone watch that?

[2naSalit]

22. And/or...

PAY to watch it?

[mitch96]

24. Anyplace you can record a review......TRASH IT....nt

[Irish_Dem]

3. If she tells the truth about her life, I might watch it.

Porn star, hooker, gold digger.

Might be quite interesting.

[newdeal2]

5. Sorry it only covers 20 days before the inauguration

You will need to wait for the prequel.

[Irish_Dem]

11. Darn. I wanted the real deal story.

And who paid for her genius visa, and lying on that visa, being an illegal alien.
Her affairs while married to Trump.

[newdeal2]

15. I hope one day in the future she will be broke

Trump will be long gone and she will be desperate for cash. Maybe then she can tell us the real story, at least about him and her shitty step kids.

[Irish_Dem]

19. Unfortunately the Trumps will be vastly wealthy for life.

Most likely trillionaires.
They have stolen a great deal of US and global assets.

Besides people like Melania lie all the way until the end.

[Mossfern]

29. Then I wish all of them herpes

and any other untreatable disease that's really uncomfortable.
How about ulcerative colitis. Nothing that affects the brain as I want them to be aware of their suffering.
How about an untreatable yeast infections for all the Trump females ..also lymphedema.
For the guys, permanent and severe ED and jock itch.

Nothing that their trillions can fix.
I could go on forever. I think that ALS is the cruelest disease.
I am feeling very guilty for all my dark thoughts .....

[displacedvermoter]

35. They are already syphilitic, the whole family, infected

either through marital intercourse or at birth. I have seen it frequently on the Internet, and I believe it is true.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. What are the chances of that? Pretty minimal, I think.

But it would be interesting nonetheless.

[Irish_Dem]

12. It would be a runaway hit. We would all pay cash money to see it.

[Hugin]

7. The Epstein years would be riveting.

A sequel called “Melania: Unredacted” has some potential.

[Irish_Dem]

13. Oh yes. Her life in a drug/sex ring.

A lot of stories right there.

[Irish_Dem]

42. Of course it will be X rated. Are you over 21 yrs of age?

[Hugin]

58. It'll only be any good if it's directed by Ethen Cohen w/ wife, Rob Zombie, or...

Last edited Mon Jan 12, 2026, 05:59 AM - Edit history (1)

Ken Burns.

[Irish_Dem]

60. Stormy Daniels directing it would be more appropriate.

[underpants]

40. *sigh* Another lazy Hollywood reboot 🙄

[Irish_Dem]

44. Yes but Melania's story is incredible.

Hooker and Russian agent from Russian affiliated country.
Gets into the US illegally, lies to get an Einstein visa.
Joins the Epstein drug/sex ring.
Gold digs her way to the White House.
Where ironically husband goes after people just like her.
Anchor baby mamas and illegal aliens.

Can't make this stuff up.

[Bluetus]

59. Is this a porn flick? (Asking for a friend.)

I always wondered, is "Melania" her legal name or is that her stage name?

[Irish_Dem]

61. Duh of course it is X rated from start to finish.

I am sorry but you are going to have to watch the movie to get her porn name.
I mean stage name sorry.

I bet it is a doozy.

[Hugin]

4. I have already seen enough...

Too much, really.

So unless the rent-a-FLOTUS is coming clean about her deep involvement with Jeffery Epstein. It’s a hard pass.

[dem4decades]

8. Will CBS be showing it during their "news" shows?

[Kid Berwyn]

9. LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Opening weekend will be box office boffo not!

[Maru Kitteh]

10. No option for LOL?

In some ways I’m sure it will be difficult to avoid being exposed to it, but no . . I won’t watch any of it on purpose.

But my final answer is? Lol.

[flvegan]

14. This is on PornHub, right? Not interested, thanks.

[usonian]

16. Only if admission is $10.00

[mercuryblues]

18. I'd rather have a

Bone Marrow Biopsy. Oh, wait, I am. It will be less painful to watch. Plus, I like the bartender.

[no_hypocrisy]

20. Only if I'm drunk and/or high.

When a play or a movie sucks, I get loaded and laugh my ass off.

[CentralMass]

21. Hell no !

[struggle4progress]

23. Will it reveal whether Epstein blackmailed a child-rapist to help her get an "Einstein visa"?

[Lefta Dissenter]

27. Correction:

You misspelled “Epstein visa.”

[House of Roberts]

25. McEnroe

[allegorical oracle]

26. Ha! Who would pay to watch her icy cold facial expressions go from A to B?

[eppur_se_muova]

28. No, I'm planning to stay home and tear out my nails instead.

Getting pretty hard to reach those toe nails these days, though.

[Norrrm]

30. Can't make it. Got an appt to scratch my ass.

[vapor2]

31. NO AND HELL NO

[kimbutgar]

32. No but after seeing the preview all I could think of was seeing the one where they substituted her head

With Ms. Piggy’s. Which is an apt description of her.

I predict that movie will bomb and become streaming on Amazon by the end of February and will also produce low ratings.

Sorry for the X link

https://t.co/ZXO0pCOZYf

[LetMyPeopleVote]

33. Hell no

I will not watch this shitshow

[biocube]

34. Even MAGAs won't watch this (NM)

NM

[Mike Nelson]

36. "More Fun than Syphilis!"

... no, but there are some hilarious "reviews" on Facebook. Type in... Melania the Reviews Are In.

[PJMcK]

37. Why would I waste my time? (n/t)

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

38. This is the only way I would ever watch this trash

[jaxxon20]

39. I hate reruns

I've already watched every episode of "The Duece" on HBO, why would I watch a remake?

[synni]

41. I'd rather eat my own ear wax for a year

[H2O Man]

43. No.

Recommended.

I wish there was another option: "bursts out in laughter."

[Initech]

45. I'd rather watch that video that's 10 hours of paint drying.

[CTyankee]

46. No, they can take their documentary on her and shove it where the sun don't shine.

[lamp_shade]

47. No. I'll be busy jamming nails into my eyeballs that day.

[Borogove]

48. I saw a preview of it the other day. It looks hilariously bad.

[raccoon]

49. You forgot the option "Hell, no."

[JustAnotherGen]

50. I hope it

Is a monumental flop

[Ocelot II]

51. I can't imagine why I'd want to do that.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

52. Expect trump to spend tax payer money on big ticket buys

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

53. ZERO chance!!

[DBoon]

54. I will wait until Mystery Science Theater hosts it

They mercilessly spoof bad horror and science fiction films. I'm sure Melania qualifies

[delisen]

55. Not until it is cult classic, like Rocky Horror or Pulp Fiction

or I may wait for the musical. . The F**k Christmas song should be a blast.

[Skittles]

56. documentary of a gold digging POS

NOPE

[generalbetrayus]

57. I'll only watch it if they change the title to "Melania Does Dallas".

[Bluetus]

62. The First Lady of pole dancing