Iis he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shot for crimes against humanity while compiling "lists of Jews?"

Killed in an "accident" while touring a Ford plant?

Drowned in a bottomless pit of low life shit?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. At the Ford plant in Detroit

and test drove an SUV for a photo op. ICE agents shot him in the face.

[SheltieLover]

2. Choked when livid autoworkers snapped his teeny little middle finger off & shoved it down his throat?

[mahina]

4. Zotted into burning eternity by Godʻs incandecent wrath?

Yoinked out of this dimension by the hyperdense gravity of the black hole that once was his soul?

[surfered]

5. Sadly no, so here's my doctor's prescription...

He said my nightly glass of wine was not a good idea

[WestMichRad]

6. Another day of disappointment in the obituaries.

[hlthe2b]

7. "I wake up so hopeful..."

"...then I turn on the news"

[MustLoveBeagles]

11. Aw

Cute kitty 🥰

[dalton99a]

8. The entire planet is anxiously awaiting his demise.

[niyad]

9. Alas,my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

13. I'll share my anti-depressants till that wonderful day 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

16. Take 2 fuckitalls & check again later

[surfered]

19. 🤣

[SheltieLover]

21. Old internet joke

Somewhere out there is a pix of 2 lovely blue fukitalls

[SheltieLover]

15. Soon...

[malaise]

10. No but

His goons are killing people in the streets and in detention centers

[surfered]

14. His base might turn against him if ICE keeps shooting white people. They were originally promised only Mexicans

[Joinfortmill]

12. Soon, I suspect.

[GopherGal]

17. Time for this again...

Must be at least a week since I've listened to it...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. One Day

[surfered]

20. I'd forgotten this one. Thanks