All Your Base: See BS News "reports" that Jonathan Ross suffered internal bleeding post murdering Ms. Good

[AStern]

One interesting element to this very thin story is that it was leaked to CBS and not Fox.

It's possible that DHS thinks CBS still has a shred more credibility and so the story would get more uptake.

It's also remotely possible that Fox got this tip and said, "Nah, we'll pass."

— Bill Grueskin (@bgrueskin.bsky.social) 2026-01-14T20:19:33.423Z

[underpants]

1. See BS News

That’s good!!

[AStern]

2. Thank Nikki Glaser

she came up with it at the Golden Globes.

[AZJonnie]

3. Perfect example of the fucking bullshit tactics the corporate media uses to promote the regime's spin on a story.

It's is always "Breaking: This Thing that benefits Trump Happened, according to two officials". It's never like "Two Unnamed Trump Admin officials claim that This Thing that benefits Trump Happened". This is purposefully done because of how the average person's mind operates when presented with information of this kind.

But then, the counter-arguments are always phrased using the latter structure, emphasizing the CLAIM part rather than the statement of fact.

Fuck CBS, and all the other transparent lapdog propagandists. Oh, and fuck JD Ross. And IQ47.

[Dr. T]

4. Internal bleeding after his wife beat the snot out of him

when he got home.

If he truly was injured at the scene, why wasn't he transported to the hospital?

[EdmondDantes_]

7. Maybe he bit his tongue while he was spitting out slurs after murdering her

Or maybe like so many other ICE agents he slipped and fell on due to the ice on the ground. All of our suggestions are more likely than internal bleeding due to not being hit by a car.

[UpInArms]

5. what ... was that from having his back thumped

in approval by his cohorts in the gestapo?

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

6. Ross fled the scene. Had he been injured, he would have stayed and gotten medical attention.

As its stands now, his injuries might have been self induced, staged at a later date & place. I would think a good prosecutor could rake him over the coals with these claims. Release the medical report, along with Trump's ear incident!

[NickB79]

8. That's called a bruise

Is he still in the hospital fighting for his life?

[Shellback Squid]

9. at worst it's a bruise

[Initech]

10. Yeah, fuck that guy.

[Prairie Gates]

11. Why preface this with "All your Base"

Not clever.

[AStern]

12. Because the CBS news is MAGA

[Prairie Gates]

13. ...

Yeah, I got the reference.

Like I said, not clever.

[AStern]

14. It works for me

Have a nice day and bless your heart.

[AntiFascist]

15. Poor baby may have gotten a bruise somehow...

I hope he has trouble sleeping when protestors find out where he lives!

[demmiblue]

16. Ross after consultation with DHS lawyers......

Ross after consultation with DHS lawyers......

— Steve Wood (@steve-wood.bsky.social) 2026-01-14T16:50:49.972Z

[bluestarone]

17. So, he took all his so called proof and ran away to hide.

He really looked innocent huh? Yea BULLSHIT on him and his internal bleeding story!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. I agree with Betty Bowers on this supposed injury

I predict that Jonathan Ross's "internal bleeding" will have healed just as quickly and thoroughly as Donald Trump's "gunshot wound" to his ear.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2026-01-14T23:54:04.342Z

[kwolf68]

19. CBS "News" is done

Was a hell of a run, but it's basically state propaganda.

[Jack Valentino]

20. ... probably caused when he tried to pull that big stick out of his ASS