Someone needs to make a parody song of this:

[Cattledog]

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer...

One Chicken, One Broccoli, One Tortilla...

[ms liberty]

1. One chicken, one stalk, and one tortilla.

I can't think of a one syllable synonym for tortilla. But change broccoli to stalk and that's catchy, and accurately repeats the statement.
Now if you drop the and, you could sing "one tortilla" and fit the notes. GT sings beer as two syllables, so
One chicken, one stalk, one tor-tilla.
That would work.

[Hugin]

2. The "one other thing" could be a beer.

Yeah, I think using GT is on the right track.