I wonder if Trump is going to want my T-Ball championship trophy. It's from 1976, so it's red, white, and blue!

[Aristus]

I guess all the "Kids today and their participation trophies" geezers are sitting this one out...

[jmbar2]

1. Maybe the whole nation can send him old trophies

Gold painted ones only.

[allegorical oracle]

19. We could hold a "send your prize to Trump day." Have some marching band medals to contribute.

[ananda]

2. I just had an idea.

The next time someone thinks Trump is going
to take their prize, they ought to replace it
with a cheap imitation.

[Marie Marie]

3. Oh - good idea. See if he will trade you for it with affordable healthcare.

[ALBliberal]

4. Worried about my daughters state championship soccer medal.

Maybe she will offer it up if he stops tear gassing 6 month old in Minneapolis. She is upset about it.

[SheltieLover]

5. Anyone have a most obnoxious asshole award to send kraznov?

[mercuryblues]

14. Here is one

[SheltieLover]

15. ...

Prrfect!

[mercuryblues]

18. Amazon

$15.00

[PJMcK]

6. I have a Little League trophy somewhere

I'll toss it in to the pile for Trump. It's a gold ball player standing at bat.

[Aristus]

7. I already offered my T-ball trophy.

But hey, the more participation trophies, the better. (For him, I mean. You and I did the actual heavy lifting.)

[PJMcK]

9. Let's expand the idea

Imagine if thousands and thousands of people sent their participation trophies to Trump!

Do you think he’d understand the sarcasm?

[Aristus]

10. Probably not.

I don't think they have sarcasm on his home planet.

[johnnyfins]

8. How funny would it be if people started

Sending him items like that. I have some 4th and 5th place swimming ribbons that my son would chip in.

[Jersey Devil]

11. I have a trophy that would be perfect for Krasnov

My 1958 Armellino Association Championship Little League Trophy. Back in those days all the pols would sponsor Little League teams in the West New York, NJ Little League. John Armellino, sponsor of my team, was the Mayor of West New York and went to jail a few years later for taking bribes to allow gamblers to make book in West New York. I could award it to him with a commemorative plaque if he promises to make me ambassador to Tahiti.

[Dulcinea]

12. I'm in!

I have a bunch of medals from old 5K & 10K races. Can I get a cabinet position? An ambassadorship?

[Aristus]

16. No.

I imagine you as being very competent. That would disqualify you from any place in the current administration.

[oberle]

13. OOOO I have an old taekwondo 2nd place trophy I'd love to send him

[Totally Tunsie]

17. I'll kick in an old bowling trophy!

[debm55]

20. I have a trophy from High School for winning the Divisional Title in Basketball. It is in the garage. He might like it

as it was the Girl's Division.

[Aristus]

21. ...

[Vinca]

22. You're safe. He'd only want it if it was gold.