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jmbar2

(7,718 posts)
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 07:39 PM Saturday

Welp, Jake Lang's racist "Crusader March" in Minneapolis today went well...

Jake Lang is a convicted J6 insurrectionist who beat LEOs with a baseball bat and got 5 years for it before being pardoned by DumDum.

Today, he held a sparsely supported Islamophobic, anti-Somali march in Minneapolis.
When folks in Minneapolis say "Hold my beer", Imma gonna hold their beer for this!

Lang was chased by a large crowd of protesters, pelted with snowballs and water balloons (possibly filled with piss), wet his pants, and then was extricated somehow.

And it was a fun day for all.






And Walt Masterson, of The Good Liars, was there to add colorful commentary



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/minneapolis-ice-protests-jan-6-jake-lang-b2902550.html



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Welp, Jake Lang's racist "Crusader March" in Minneapolis today went well... (Original Post) jmbar2 Saturday OP
I hope they had a little vinegar in them! niyad Saturday #1
Freaking awesome! Blue Owl Saturday #2
He's a VICTIM on RW Twitter. I'd never heard of him. Thanks for the background. underpants Saturday #3
50-50 the regime invokes the Insurrection Act over this... regnaD kciN Saturday #10
Then we have to fight--and end--the regime. Grokenstein Saturday #13
That's terrible! sheshe2 Saturday #4
Snort. Tell us how you Really feel sheshe2! electric_blue68 Saturday #5
Could have been worse. Aristus Saturday #6
Jake Lang wet his pants? LOL n/t flvegan Saturday #7
traveled all the way to Minneapolis for sex education yaesu Saturday #8
Well, I'm just heartbroken for ol' Jeremy AverageOldGuy Saturday #9
This guy got an assbeating and from the videos I've seen he's quite lucky to have gotten Prairie Gates Saturday #11
Post removed Post removed Saturday #15
Some trolls are going to learn that if you troll people who have been getting attacked Prairie Gates Saturday #17
Looks staged to me Boo1 Saturday #20
That was just one video...there are others of him getting clobbered as he tries to escape Prairie Gates Saturday #21
I saw those Boo1 Sunday #22
I've seen three different videos of the car incident alone Prairie Gates Sunday #23
During the Civil War the Minnesota brigades were known to be especially tough. flashman13 Saturday #12
Good! Fuck Jake Lang! Initech Saturday #14
Yeah Figarosmom Saturday #16
I guess I'm in the minority Mossfern Saturday #18
Karme Jake.. It's a Fucking Beautiful Thing. Cha Saturday #19

underpants

(195,238 posts)
3. He's a VICTIM on RW Twitter. I'd never heard of him. Thanks for the background.
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 07:57 PM
Saturday

He actually boxes himself in a corner and pays the price.

regnaD kciN

(27,506 posts)
10. 50-50 the regime invokes the Insurrection Act over this...
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 09:28 PM
Saturday

They're looking for any sort of violence to justifiy it, and LeFtIsTs ThUgS aTtAcKiNg A pEaCeFuL pRoTeSt will serve them just fine.

Grokenstein

(6,271 posts)
13. Then we have to fight--and end--the regime.
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 10:00 PM
Saturday

Anyone who deluded themselves into thinking the Insurrection Act could be avoided if we just played nice--or that this was going to end peacefully--needs to wake the fuck up. THESE. ARE. NAZIS.

Aristus

(71,781 posts)
6. Could have been worse.
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 08:08 PM
Saturday

They could have shot him in the face.

Three times.

In front of his children.

I don't want to hear any whining coming from him.

And 'Bravo' to those protestors!

Prairie Gates

(7,339 posts)
11. This guy got an assbeating and from the videos I've seen he's quite lucky to have gotten
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 09:54 PM
Saturday

out of there at all.

He almost got dragged out of the car he was fleeing in.

He's lumped up tonight for sure.

Response to Prairie Gates (Reply #11)

Prairie Gates

(7,339 posts)
17. Some trolls are going to learn that if you troll people who have been getting attacked
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 11:03 PM
Saturday

for weeks, you're going to get lumped up.

This guy was smiling at first like everything was fine. Just an ordinary trolling operation, hahaha. Sometimes I have to wonder about the absolute loony toons suburbs these fools grew up in where you don't think you're gonna get smacked for some of this shit.

It should also be noted that the only reason he was able to get out of there is because a lot of the lefty protesters protected him from the ones who were rounding off on him.

Boo1

(182 posts)
20. Looks staged to me
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 11:33 PM
Saturday

A couple of guys recognize him sitting in the back of some junker and care enough to run over and "attack" it? And somebody is filming to make sure it gets put on twitter right away? They barely did anything, opened the door and pretended to kick him until the actual crowd got there and helped them leave.

Prairie Gates

(7,339 posts)
21. That was just one video...there are others of him getting clobbered as he tries to escape
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 11:40 PM
Saturday

His right wing buddies disappeared and he was being ushered out of the crowd by counter protesters. He was also getting his ass kicked by counter-protesters. You wanna see real fear on the face of one of these bozos, look up a few of those.

Prairie Gates

(7,339 posts)
23. I've seen three different videos of the car incident alone
Sun Jan 18, 2026, 08:49 AM
Sunday

The one posted here, another from the front, and a third from the other side.

It doesn't look staged to me at all.

And why stage it anyway? He took a beating surrounded by cameras for quite a while. Several of his cohort were also documented getting lumped up.

flashman13

(2,126 posts)
12. During the Civil War the Minnesota brigades were known to be especially tough.
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 09:56 PM
Saturday

I think it might have something to do with the weather where they live.

Mossfern

(4,639 posts)
18. I guess I'm in the minority
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 11:11 PM
Saturday

or maybe even alone in my feelings, but
I think it would have been better if he had just been ignored.

Harassing someone about "touching a vagina" is not a good tactic for our side.
Yes fight, but keep it classy.

I think the only time we should use any type of physical force (or water guns and snowballs) if is we are threatened or physically attacked ourselves.

Cha

(317,370 posts)
19. Karme Jake.. It's a Fucking Beautiful Thing.
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 11:29 PM
Saturday

Especially for you today. You chose this.. Enjoy

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