Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Marine One shot down by cat toy?

Sneezed and expelled the remainder of his liquefied brain?

Terminal indigestion from ordering the Chinga La Migra for dinner after hearing so much about it?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Massive heart attack over realization that everyone knows they are the TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES?

Apoplectic fit over Fed judge defeat of slob's election redo of election rules? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220945714 )

Tantrum of biggliest proportions over Spanburger EO giving her the option of ending state police relationship with ice, causing massive nazi stroke? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220946443 )

Brain bleed over all 8 remaining NFL team cities having voted for Kamala? ( https://democraticunderground.com/121018966 )

Overcome by the power of poetry? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220947629 )

[niyad]

18. A most excellent use for poetry!

[SheltieLover]

28. I thought so, too!

[littlemissmartypants]

27. The Power of Poetry! Too good. ❤️😆

[SheltieLover]

29. Poetic justice!

[littlemissmartypants]

36. I'm going to start carrying a very large volume of poetry in a designated totebag specifically for use as a weapon.

It could help me in court later with plausible deniabliity. As long as none of you guys rat me out. 😆🤓📘👜

[niyad]

37. Never saw you, never heard of you!

[SheltieLover]

39. Nope. Me either.

[littlemissmartypants]

45. Perfecto!

[SheltieLover]

46. ..

[littlemissmartypants]

44. Hahaha!

[SheltieLover]

38. Hahaha!

Good plan, Pants!

[littlemissmartypants]

43. I owe it all to you! ❤️

[SheltieLover]

48. Aww thx, Pants!

[surfered]

2. Murdered by his own Customs agents...

…charged with calculating and collecting tariffs after being driven crazy by Trump’s chaotic and seemingly whimsical on again, off again, 10% on Monday, then 25% on Wednesday tariff policies.

They just couldn’t keep up with the changes and beat him to death with their laptops.

[paleotn]

3. By any means necessary.

[surfered]

4. That's it! Never mind the details

[paleotn]

6. I am by no means as clever and creative as Orrex

So whatever he and others come up with, yeah, that's it! Whatever the fuck it takes!

[surfered]

9. Yep!

[malaise]

5. No but

Now he’s giving orders about when sports are played

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220947664

[surfered]

8. Mad King Donald

[SheltieLover]

15. Slob is just pissed that all 8 remaining NFL teams are from blue cities

I hope they tell him to go eff himself.

[malaise]

16. Ha

Yes 😀

[SheltieLover]

17. Must punish those elitist cities where people read & think on purpose

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

10. Drank that bottle after seeing what's going on in Minneapolis

Gotta get another for that long anticipated day🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

11. I have had several things to celebrate, so there is a new bottle chilling,

awaiting that glorious day.

[SheltieLover]

14. Congrats on your celebratory events!

[SheltieLover]

13. Always good to have fresh stock chilling!

[SheltieLover]

12. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[mysteryowl]

19. Maybe he is dead now...

Stalin died in his bedroom and they didn't tell the world for days.

[surfered]

20. We hope this is the case

[Blue Full Moon]

23. That sounds like Constantine.

No one would go near him. They waited until he stank and they knew he was dead.

[mysteryowl]

24. I saw it in a movie is the only reason I know this.

I don't know who Constantine is.

I found it. There is a movie called "The Death of Stalin". I might just watch it again and dream...

[SheltieLover]

32. Sounds like a plan!

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Constantine convened the first Council of Nicea in 325 CE, wherein, among other atrocities, he ordered the removal of all self-empowerment references from the Bible. Those caught in possession of said prohibited materials faced the death penalty.

So yeah, he was a miserable prick.

[Blue Full Moon]

50. Replaced Jesus with Mithras.

The donation of Constantine was a fraud and so is the rest.

[Blue Full Moon]

49. Emperor Constantine Rome Holy Empire

Obviously not a Christian

[Orrex]

26. That same test won't work with Trump

[SheltieLover]

33. Hell no. He already reeks of death.

Rotting from the inside.

[SheltieLover]

31. He already reeks, from what I've read

[SheltieLover]

30. Yes, very true...

The great power struggle...

[Blumancru]

21. Names himself King of Greenland

His Flatulency is eaten by a polar bear while playing golf at the new Royal Golf Course adjacent to his new hotel/igloos/casino development.
Mailorderia becomes the concubine of a Saudi prince, Yubet Al-sah Yertibia.

[hlthe2b]

22. "Speaking of lasers... Uh Oh!"

[SheltieLover]

34. Laser whiskers!

Good one!

[twodogsbarking]

25. Choked to ded on a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, you know, a corn tortilla and one other thing

[Wicked Blue]

35. Slipped on ice created by water balloon hurled by ICE protestor

and banged his tiny head on a curb.

[SheltieLover]

40. Oh, the irony...

[Wicked Blue]

41. We could call it Ice-Nine

in honor of Kurt Vonnegut

[SheltieLover]

47. Yes!

[bluestarone]

42. Well i could just hear him. (what do you think?)

He would say "hey just want to talk about funerals and dying, I could DIE the best way ever, plus I could have the BEST funeral ever, because I;m the BEST at everything EVER" I'm thinking HIS FUNERAL would be the BEST FUNERAL EVER!!

[Initech]

51. Ingested more aspirin than a lethal dose because RFK Jr told him to?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

52. No truer words...