Denmark has acquired the Q Bomb from the Duchy of Grand Fenwick and is prepared to use it. (Danish Spurious News Agency)

[usonian]

Head for your bomb shelters, citizens.

Say, didn't I see it at tonight's football game?

From "The Mouse That Roared" a movie starring Peter Sellers, Peter Sellers and Peter Sellers.

[The Blue Flower]

1. Love that movie, seen it many times

Brilliant sendup of the cold war.

[Brother Buzz]

2. How did the war go?

Grand Duchess Gloriana (Sellers): How did the war go?

Tulley Bascombe (Sellers): Well, Your Grace, we're home. Actually, there's been a slight change of plan. I know it will come as a surprise, a pleasant one, I hope, but we sort of won.

Prime Minster Count Rupert Mountjoy (Sellers): You sort of WHAT?

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. One of the funniest movies ever.

[usonian]

4. Beware!

Air Raid Warden in Physics Lab:
Why is it so different from an H-bomb?

Professor Alfred Kokintz:
H-bomb? This new bomb is based on quodium, which is 100 times more powerful than hydrogen.

Helen Kokintz:
My father uses an H-bomb just to trigger this one.

[John1956PA]

5. That war was the result of what the duchy perceived to be unfair trade practices of the U.S.

[Brother Buzz]

6. Specifically, Grand Enwick, a San Rafael, Ca wine trying to cash in on Grand Finwick's coveted reputation

The entire Grand Fenwick economy is based on making Pinot Grand Fenwick, but when a California winery in San Rafael makes Grand Enwick and forces the tiny nation into financial straits, leaders declare war on the United States (armed with crossbows) in hopes of surrendering and getting a Marshall Plan-like deal.