I'm thinking that if the US hasn't taken over Greenland by next year's Nobel voting

[AZJonnie]

IQ47 is planning to make a pitch to the committee that he was THE one who worked so very hard to make sure that the inevitable war there was ended before it even happened cause he's such a prince of peace

And if the US has taken it over without bloodshed, then look he's so super-peaceful that he saved Greenland from war with Russia and/or China that TOTALLY would've happened if it weren't for him making Greenland a US territory.

Either outcome, he has his Nobel pitch. Greenland is finally at peace thanks to HIM HIM HIM!!!

[Totally Tunsie]

1. My optimistic side tells me he will NEVER get a Nobel

because he has so tainted his chances with the Committee by his toddler antics. The Nobel Committee would look - and certainly be - foolish to even consider him now or at any future point.

*fingers crossed*

[AZJonnie]

2. The "joke", if you will, was he'd try to take credit for bringing "peace"

to Greenland.

"Give me the Nobel because I didn't start this war!", IOW.

That's how bad this man's Nobel obsession and mental decline has gotten.

[JCMach1]

4. He did the same to get an NFL franchise back in the day

This isn't new behavior

[rampartd]

3. the "peace board" is another weird gambit

i can't help but imagining the "5 families" meeting to divide the territory of new york.

and, of course, "they wouldn't pay their billion for peace, now we gotta bpmb 'em"