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Stinky The Clown

(68,937 posts) Tue Jan 20, 2026, 05:54 PM Jan 20

I hope he encounters an ill-handled Swiss hamberder . . . .

. . . . which, like him, has a serious taint. His unhealthy body has an adverse reaction to the taint, resulting in his return trip in a pine box with no one willing to claim the carcass.

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I hope he encounters an ill-handled Swiss hamberder . . . . (Original Post) Stinky The Clown Jan 20 OP

I agree Stinky, unfortunately he gets some of the best healthcare in the world... wcmagumba Jan 20 #1

Polonium burger. Mmmmmmmmmm, Polonium. usonian Jan 20 #2

wcmagumba

(5,822 posts)

1. I agree Stinky, unfortunately he gets some of the best healthcare in the world...

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Tue Jan 20, 2026, 05:58 PM

Jan 20

Not a pine box, too fancy. A heavy duty cardboard box is better for him...

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usonian

(24,102 posts)

2. Polonium burger. Mmmmmmmmmm, Polonium.

Reply to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 06:06 PM

Jan 20

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