I hope he encounters an ill-handled Swiss hamberder . . . .

[Stinky The Clown]

. . . . which, like him, has a serious taint. His unhealthy body has an adverse reaction to the taint, resulting in his return trip in a pine box with no one willing to claim the carcass.

[wcmagumba]

1. I agree Stinky, unfortunately he gets some of the best healthcare in the world...

Not a pine box, too fancy. A heavy duty cardboard box is better for him...

[usonian]

2. Polonium burger. Mmmmmmmmmm, Polonium.