Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stabbed 23 times by "bad public relations people?"

Face melted upon opening the Ark?

Insisted that he knows more about piloting than anyone and crashed AF1 into the ground?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. No but

He’s terrified of Jack Smith

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220955305

[SheltieLover]

15. He testifies tomorrow 9am Central Time CSPAN-2

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Overflowed the toilets on Air Force One

then tripped, went head first into one and drowned.

[MiHale]

3. Leavitt finally had enough...

Beat him to death with her crucifix.

[malaise]

5. Bwaaaah

Spitting coffee😂😂

[twodogsbarking]

12. Jesus.

[littlemissmartypants]

4. Good morning! One day closer to the goal!

Hat Tip to my friend Richard Miller.

[surfered]

6. Stabbed to death in the Senate by Republicans who just couldn't take anymore crazy,

Et tu Lindsey?

[niyad]

8. leningrad lindsey would never have the courage!

[littlemissmartypants]

9. He probably doesn't even slice his own vegetables. ❤️

[niyad]

10. True. Somehow I just cannot picture him actually cooking.

[Seinan Sensei]

28. He probably doesn't even CHEW his own food

Bet Stephen Miller chews Dump’s food for him

[SheltieLover]

16. Moscow Mitch would though

[niyad]

22. True!

[SheltieLover]

23. Likely numerous others who would as well to get out from under kraznov's komptomat.

[niyad]

25. I am truly surprised that they have not yet done so.

[SheltieLover]

27. Same here.

[littlemissmartypants]

33. I'm starting to think that conjuring multiple cases of...

Republican Shinjū would be a worthwhile endeavor.

[littlemissmartypants]

29. He probably stabs them from behind first though. 🔪🔪🔪

[SheltieLover]

30. No doubt. He's a repuke.

[littlemissmartypants]

31. ❤️

[SheltieLover]

32. 💞

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

14. That day is getting closer 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

18. Maybe today?

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

17. Another day closer!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[twodogsbarking]

11. Went to use the rest room on air farce one but open the exit door by mistake.

Reports said you could hear him screaming for 30,000 feet, Joe Biden, Hilllary, Obama, ballroom, Ivanka, Hot Lips.

[SheltieLover]

13. AF1 pilot ejected, leaving him to crash?

[EllieBC]

19. We need to expand this to "are THEY dead yet."

See I used to think we only needed him to be gone but now I see it won’t matter. The people propping up the madman (Miller, Thiel) will still be there.

So this is a they situation now.

[SheltieLover]

20. Cults do not transfer allegiance though, so it will matter

[littlemissmartypants]

34. But the infighting is gonna be epic!

[SheltieLover]

35. Absolutely!

[littlemissmartypants]

36. 🍿🍿🍿🍿

[SheltieLover]

37. Plenty to go around.

[littlemissmartypants]

39. Yep. I love popcorn! Guess who else does...🐾

[SheltieLover]

40. Fluff ball?

[littlemissmartypants]

43. OMgosh she goes nuts jumping when it starts popping. She even knows the word.

If I ask her if she's ready for popcorn she runs back and forth. She is so funny. I break off tiny pieces and give them to her. She definitely keeps me entertained.

[SheltieLover]

44. Awwww

She sounds so sweet & cute!

Enjoy!

[Ocelot II]

26. Wherever he goes, he needs to take that Nazi ghoul Miller with him.

[hlthe2b]

21. "Calling all my Arctic brothers & sisters. Our Greenland homeland is NOT for sale

and we WILL defend it! The orange menace will learn the easy way or the HARD WAY!"

[pansypoo53219]

24. re his diet. DO AN ELVIS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!

[bluestarone]

38. He sat on a smart toilet, that flushed his whole body

The toilet KNEW his WHOLE BODY is a pile of SHIT!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

41. On Martin Luther King Day I too....... Have a dream.

[Wicked Blue]

42. 'O that (t)his too solid flesh would melt' - Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 2

"Fie on’t! ah fie! ’tis an unweeded garden,
That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature
Possess it merely. That it should come to this!"

[Blue Owl]

45. Make the world a better place and leave it, Mr. tRump