The new documentary "Melania," will be in theaters January 30, 2026.

[Coldwater]

The film chronicles Melania Trump in the days leading up to the 2025 presidential inauguration

[dem4decades]

1. I hope that's not a trend, wouldn't that be horrible?

I hope a lot of people see that so they know what they shouldn't do. Ever, not in bright colors.

[wcmagumba]

2. That's my birthday, I know what I'm doing...yippee...

Not...

[Coldwater]

3. Opening to rave reviews

[Space Lemon]

4. I'm looking forward to missing it.

[jmbar2]

5. Those theaters would make nice warming centers for the homeless for the price of a ticket

[Coldwater]

6. Watching that Cold Hard bitch

on the screen would kinda defeat the purpose of a warming center, but i get your drift.

[Coldwater]

7. More reviews

[jmbar2]

11. bwahahaha

[fujiyamasan]

8. I really don't care

Do u?

[Coldwater]

10. I certainly don't intend on going to the movie

but I am amused by how many people are defacing her movie posters

[NJCher]

9. that's a beard

I thought the face looked odd, so I enlarged the photo. Looks like a J.D. Vance-style beard someone added.

Poor Melania, always running around in those stilettos. It would be a cold effing day in hell before I'd wear those things. She must really want to be tall.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. This movie will be a major flop

Link to tweet

[Kid Berwyn]

13. Produced and directed by Jeffrey Epstein.

Based on an idea by Jean-Luc Brunel and Steve Bannon.

[Skittles]

14. I think this is what was promised to her

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in exchange for pretending to still be with that sack of orange fascist shit

[Buckeyeblue]

15. I'll wait for Melania, the musical...on ice

Tonya Harding takes on the role of a lifetime playing the often misunderstood, but ever stunning, wife of America's first dictator as she Camel Spins around your local skating rink singing about the life of one of histories most misunderstood figures.

[no_hypocrisy]

16. Citizen Trump

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. Betty Bowers-This movie is a vanity project

This ridiculous Melania vanity project was never about selling tickets. It was only ever about Jeff Bezos throwing away ,000,000 to flatter/bribe Donald.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2026-01-21T03:02:11.115Z

[kacekwl]

18. MAGA pervs will go thinking they will

get a glimpse of her kidneys.