Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Thrilled to learn that Juliana Hatfield wrote a song about him, but then heard it?

Fatal whiplash from sudden reversal on Greenland tariffs?

Taken out by NATO allies to prove that they do step up to help America?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Ate too many Swiss chocolates

and exploded

[littlemissmartypants]

21. I hope he didn't hurt the chocolate! 😉🤓

[Ocelot II]

37. Just one more thin mint, Mr. Creosote?

[malaise]

2. No but

given the amount of crow he ate yesterday anything is possible😀

[surfered]

5. Bawaha

[SheltieLover]

10. Choked while taco weave in progress?

[SheltieLover]

9. That should've choked him!

[SheltieLover]

3. Satan enticed him by promising to rename hell after him, but he must show up?

Went into orbit with halligone over Fed judge's ruling? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220953618 )

Crash landed with US economy while pootin cheered? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220953607 )

Laughed off the world stage and broke his widdle crown upon landing?

Devoured by a pack of sled dogs? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220954577 )

Took a wrong turn off the red carpet. Without others to guide him, he ended up floating away on a piece of ice, never to be heard from again. The world heaved a sigh of relief...

[surfered]

6. Your muses are working overtime

[SheltieLover]

7. Lol. They love nothing better than contemplating the fortunate event

[littlemissmartypants]

17. Hahaha! I love you so much!

[SheltieLover]

26. Love you too, Pants!

[malaise]

25. Hehehe for the red carpet

😀

[SheltieLover]

27. Must have been quite a shock to the fucking pedo slob

[SheltieLover]

4. Love #3, Orrex!

[malaise]

11. Ditto

😀

[SheltieLover]

14. That would be poetic justice imo

[surfered]

8. Stroked out after arriving in Davos to find there was no one there to receive him.

No official welcome.
No head of state.

No delegation.
Nobody to greet him at the world’s most elite forum.
Shunned.
His narcissistic sociopath ego couldn’t take it.

[SheltieLover]

12. No wonder he blathered on seemingly forever

[littlemissmartypants]

20. I love how pitiful he looks. And I'm not sorry.

[SheltieLover]

22. I'm only sorry the slob is masquerading as US President

And that he & his minions continue to waste oxygen

[LymphocyteLover]

13. America IS being attacked by a Russian agent-- seems only fair that NATO would help us out

Hopefully they take out* all the Russian assets in the GOP

*remove from power

[SheltieLover]

15. Absofuckingloutely!

[twodogsbarking]

31. absoluckingfutely.

[SheltieLover]

35. Haha

Good one!

[sop]

16. Almost hit by shoe at Davos...

[Wicked Blue]

48. Shoo, Trump! Just go away!

[littlemissmartypants]

18. I'll take door #3, Orrex.

[SheltieLover]

23. Me too, Pants!

[bagimin]

19. He should be dead metaphorically and politically after that week,

Although Fl. has decided to name a street after him. Let's call it "Felon's Blvd" and turn it into a public urinal.

[SheltieLover]

24. TRUMP-EPSTEIN PARTNERSHIP PEDO WAY?

[bagimin]

28. Insurrectionists Lane?

Useful Idiots Terrace?

[SheltieLover]

29. Lots of great possibilities!

[niyad]

47. Traitor Way

[Harker]

30. Failed to remove ball bearings from pocket for last MRI?

[EllieBC]

32. I'm starting to think doctors are wrong.

They keep telling everyone that high sodium and high fat and high carb diets will kill you.

Well how they fuck to they explain this asshole?

His arteries have one job here and they’re failing me.

[twodogsbarking]

33. Force fed serano peppers until he melted like a Hershey bar in your pocket in July.

[malaise]

34. I'd pay to see that

[SheltieLover]

36. Me too!

[Botany]

38. Today is a new day and it is rich with possibilities.

His go to meal is two McDonald’s quarter pounders, two McDonald’s filet of fish, and a chocolate
milkshake.

If he dies in Switzerland can we leave his corpse there?

BTW real Swiss Chocolate is too good for him.

[Dulcinea]

39. When he finally does depart this planet...

...toss him in the ocean a la Osama bin Laden.

[Botany]

40. No. Why take a chance and or pollute the ocean?

Hawaii has some nice volcanoes that are active or just leave his corpse in Switzerland.

[Wicked Blue]

49. Goddess Pele might get very angry

about toxic corpses

[jls4561]

41. After blustering and threatening Denmark over Greenland, Denmark said yeah, but give us the Virgin Islands back.

Fat Donnie was about to agree, then some flunky told him the US Virgin Islands included Epstein Island, with all legal documents left behind.

He began screaming “Hoax!! Hoax!! Hoax!!” until he melted. Rubio, Besset and Lutnick dutifully licked up the goo and expired shortly thereafter from toxic shock.

[bluestarone]

42. Well, i was hoping that was the BLOB (movie) crawling up his hand to his arm, BUT

I guess it wasn't. SHAME though.

[hlthe2b]

43. Had the living "shit" beat out of him by Arctic Penguins thinking red carpet 'drunken' walk was mocking them?

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[MustLoveBeagles]

46. Lol

[niyad]

44. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[malaise]

45. Late edition - this is too good - it might finish him off

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220959192#post3