Elon's new haircut

[littlemissmartypants]

●Which of his children should we attribute it to?

●Did he buy a skullshaver to save money (how else does one become a billionaire if not by being thrifty)?

●Does his barber hate him?

●On a scale of one to eleventy zillion how much does it help him with his "I'm not a Nazi." claim?

[C_U_L8R]

1. He must be hanging with Kim Jong On

playing video games on the cusp of a k-hole.

[yorkster]

16. He's Kim Jong Off.

[generalbetrayus]

35. He's Kim Jack Off.

[dalton99a]

2. .

(Photo by Mustafa Hussain)

[littlemissmartypants]

18. Finally able to get into somewhere to use the toilet, waiting for a stall. Such gravitas. Such a Nazi.

[tavernier]

3. Hahahahahaaa!

That’s all.

[leftstreet]

4. Was that part of a Davos initiation ritual?

Moron

[Chellee]

5. Answers

●Which of his children should we attribute it to? - None of them. He doesn't actually know them, he just uses them as props when convenient.

●Did he buy a skullshaver to save money (how else does one become a billionaire if not by being thrifty)? - Absolutely. He stays up late with the shopping channels because he doesn't have any real friends.

●Does his barber hate him? - Of course. Why should the barber be different from the rest of humanity?

●On a scale of one to eleventy zillion how much does it help him with his "I'm not a Nazi." claim? - This cannot be calculated because he is, in fact, a Nazi.

[littlemissmartypants]

14. Thanks so much for this, Chellee. It's perfection. ❤️

[Prairie Gates]

6. Elon told his private barber, "Gimme the Heinrich Himmler."

[littlemissmartypants]

15. 🤓🤔 Can anyone else hear his faked German accent in their head besides me?

[jmowreader]

8. That's what the kids call the Fashy Fade

"Fashy," of course, is the synonym for "fascist."

[Jughead]

9. It's a new look

It’s called “The Dictator”
See ….Kim Jong Un

[Clouds Passing]

10. Next comes the blunted mustache

[milestogo]

11. He looks like what I would expect a serial killer to look like.

[Ilsa]

12. Kim Jung Un is his brother. Don-old needs to update

his do to mimic their hair.

[2naSalit]

13. Maybe this guy was his inspiration?

[littlemissmartypants]

19. Whoooo! Iz that!! Hahaha!

[fujiyamasan]

20. Gary Oldman from the Fifth Element

Pretty cool sci-fi flick from the nineties.

[2naSalit]

22. Zorg...

The bad guy in The Fifth Element (I love this movie, I'm sure I've watched it at least five times):

[littlemissmartypants]

25. Thanks, 2na! ❤️

[Vinca]

17. Good luck filling another spot in the stable.

[littlemissmartypants]

30. He's going to fit right in, in the jackass section.

[thought crime]

21. Another hair transplant.

They take hair from low parts and plant them on the high parts.

[littlemissmartypants]

31. Whatever it is, he's demonstrating an enormous lack of self-awareness if he thinks he looks good.

[purr-rat beauty]

23. Most of it's fake...

So, is it going to be plugged in?

[hlthe2b]

24. NAZI... through and through

[sop]

29. Get that Nazi shit outta here....

[wendyb-NC]

26. He must have jumped out of the barber chair before he was finished

[littlemissmartypants]

28. Sure looks that way, doesn't it?

[sop]

27. The Bovino look

[surfered]

32. Hitler youth cut.

[littlemissmartypants]

34. He needs to start acting his age if that's the case.