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BlueWaveNeverEnd

(13,104 posts)
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 03:30 PM 2 hrs ago

ICE agents are sad..they cant use the toilet in peace



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ice-minnesota-protesters-bathroom-breaks-b2905782.html

ICE whines that protesters in Minnesota won’t even let agents take bathroom breaks in peace
Department of Homeland Security appeals for sympathy by claiming its officers are harassed by ‘agitators’ wherever they go, even when trying to use gas station restrooms


“Today, Border Patrol agents who were in the Minneapolis-St Paul area as part of a targeted enforcement operation were repeatedly harassed and blocked by hostile crowds while simply trying to take bathroom breaks,” the DHS wrote on X Wednesday.

“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving, creating unsafe conditions.

At one stop, individuals in the crowd threw food at the agents,” the statement continued. “At their final gas station stop, someone spit on an agent. When an agent moved to detain the person who spit on him, the crowd tackled and attacked the agents while surrounding them.
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ICE agents are sad..they cant use the toilet in peace (Original Post) BlueWaveNeverEnd 2 hrs ago OP
That's a shame Prairie Gates 2 hrs ago #1
This is perfect! mysteryowl 11 min ago #23
Those people did volunteer creon 2 hrs ago #2
Or, they can piss outside and take the local LEO ticket. Volaris 2 hrs ago #8
Good get the red out 2 hrs ago #3
Like Daddy. Traildogbob 2 hrs ago #4
That is sad, but... Mike Nelson 2 hrs ago #5
Don't encourage them to use their guns...again. murielm99 2 hrs ago #6
I hope not... Mike Nelson 2 hrs ago #7
Aw poor babies. Maybe they should wear diapers like their dear leader. Clouds Passing 2 hrs ago #9
I have a great solution. PatrickforB 1 hr ago #10
i don't believe a lot of this. barbtries 1 hr ago #11
I'm pretty sure if they go back home, they can take a shit in peace. Jim__ 1 hr ago #12
well whah AllaN01Bear 1 hr ago #13
Imagine this at the scale of the entire country. I think Minnesotans are demonstrating restraint. ihaveaquestion 52 min ago #14
NY city would explode! BlueWaveNeverEnd 45 min ago #17
They've been attacking, maiming, and killing folk: they can shit in prison struggle4progress 46 min ago #15
Really? No shit! Fil1957 46 min ago #16
I hear ICE may be going to Philadelphia soon. Mr. Evil 36 min ago #18
''Department of Homeland Security appeals for sympathy ...'' ... aggiesal 36 min ago #19
Bet your boss Cosplay Barbie has a nice pisser in her $100M Gulf stream Bengus81 35 min ago #20
Have you ever tried using a gas station restroom without buying any gas or at least some snacks? generalbetrayus 27 min ago #21
Tow a port-a-potty behind one of your oversized vehicles idiots. xuplate 26 min ago #22
Yet, they toss innocent people into mass detention cells with one open toilet. tinrobot 7 min ago #24
Easy solution orangecrush 10 sec ago #25

Traildogbob

(12,644 posts)
4. Like Daddy.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 03:41 PM
2 hrs ago

Shit on the go. Sleep in tents and eat frozen MRE’s you pussies. Like real soldiers. You wanna play dress up. Play the whole game, allow shooting back.

Mike Nelson

(10,933 posts)
5. That is sad, but...
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 03:43 PM
2 hrs ago

... not as bad as if you are knocked to the ground in your Brown skin, dragged out of your home in your Asian underwear, or shot in your Lesbian head. I should apologize, I know, but really... get a spotter for your bathroom break and remember: You Have a Gun.

Mike Nelson

(10,933 posts)
7. I hope not...
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 03:55 PM
2 hrs ago

... I just can't believe they feel bad or unsafe in their bathroom breaks... I just had another thought: Wear a diaper.

Clouds Passing

(7,199 posts)
9. Aw poor babies. Maybe they should wear diapers like their dear leader.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 04:16 PM
2 hrs ago

No offense meant to those who must wear diapers.

PatrickforB

(15,366 posts)
10. I have a great solution.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 05:02 PM
1 hr ago

1. Democrats in Congress need to stop ICE funding.
2. Article 25.
3 Grind on the Epstein files.

And last...ICE leaves our cities and is disbanded.

barbtries

(31,153 posts)
11. i don't believe a lot of this.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 05:15 PM
1 hr ago

that they're not allowed to torture and kidnap and brutalize people in peace, I believe that. I applaud that.

ihaveaquestion

(4,473 posts)
14. Imagine this at the scale of the entire country. I think Minnesotans are demonstrating restraint.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 05:29 PM
52 min ago

If ICE or the military (if they'll even cooperate) tries to contain other parts of the country with their gestapo BS, things will get really ugly. US citizens don't willingly put up with being told what to do, where to go or not to go, or allow themselves to be abused without response.

Mr. Evil

(3,442 posts)
18. I hear ICE may be going to Philadelphia soon.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 05:45 PM
36 min ago

That's definitely gonna be a colossal mistake. They will not put up with any of their shit from the first moment of arrival.

aggiesal

(10,589 posts)
19. ''Department of Homeland Security appeals for sympathy ...'' ...
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 05:45 PM
36 min ago

Ahh, did DHS forget to take their Irony Deficient tablet this morning?

generalbetrayus

(1,549 posts)
21. Have you ever tried using a gas station restroom without buying any gas or at least some snacks?
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 05:54 PM
27 min ago

But then how many of you openly pack heat as you go to use the restroom?

tinrobot

(11,969 posts)
24. Yet, they toss innocent people into mass detention cells with one open toilet.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 06:14 PM
7 min ago

I doubt ICE agents have enough self-awareness to ever make that connection.

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