What 8 wars did trump stop?

[gopiscrap]

I am just curious

[yellow dahlia]

1. The eight in his head.

[mr715]

2. The war against high cholesterol nt

[CatWoman]

3. Wakanda

Infinity War

War on Christmas

War Against the Worlds

just for starters..........

[vapor2]

10. Excellent, keep going

[Prairie_Seagull]

11. War on poverty. nt

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. The fried chicken wars

The burger wars
The Star Wars
The War on Christmas
Not sure about the rest.

[Rhiagel]

5. The War against Pedophiles. n/t

[Emile]

14. He stopped that war dead in its tracks.

[markodochartaigh]

6. The

Obama-Biden war on water pressure.

Don't laugh. This is an official Whitehouse publication.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/04/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-makes-americas-showers-great-again/

[gopiscrap]

7. omg

[markodochartaigh]

8. It was just a battle, but we should remember the

Sinking of the Texas Navy during the Battle of Lake Travis.

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[Grim Chieftain]

9. He stopped the wars protecting

Reason
Sanity
Accountability
Ethics
Truth
Lawfulness
Leadership
Integrity

[Jack Valentino]

13. BRAVO!

[Jack Valentino]

12. The eight imaginary wars in his own demented head..... ?

I strongly suspect that no rational human being
can answer that question in a way which would support his assertion........

[multigraincracker]

15. Sounds like his war on wars.

[Deuxcents]

16. Would love it if a presser asked him to identify his victories by name

[Permanut]

17. The war of 1812.

The Civil War
The Revolutionary War
The First World War
The Second World War
The Hundred Years War
The Korean War
The Viettnam War

I think that's some of them. Probably a lot more.

[Chemical Bill]

18. The war between the sexes.

Now that tradwives are subservient to their husbands.

[QueerDuck]

19. The War on Christmas?

[AJH032]

20. Boat Batteries v. Sharks

Haitian Immigrants v. Dogs & Cats
Windmills v. Birds

Among many others in his big stable brain…