I do not GAF if Trump had a stroke, told a joke, went out for a smoke, or drank a Coke. Just DO NOT GAF.

[Miles Archer]

I bookmarked this one in a folder I created called "Ask Me If I Give A Fuck."

This Evidence Proves Trump Had a Stroke: Doctor
HIDDEN MEDICAL CLUES
Dr. Bruce Davidson joins Joanna Coles to explain why a single, easily overlooked detail convinced him the president likely suffered a prior stroke.
Adam Downer
Breaking News Reporter

The Daily Beast Podcast
Published Jan. 25 2026 2:01PM EST

https://www.thedailybeast.com/this-evidence-proves-trump-had-a-stroke-doctor/

Dr. Bruce Davidson told the Daily Beast Podcast that he believes an overlooked detail from President Trump’s January Wall Street Journal interview about his health proves he’s hiding a previous stroke.

“I read the report that he was taking 325mg of aspirin, and that is only recommended for people who’ve had a stroke to prevent a second stroke from a partially blocked artery,” Davidson told host Joanna Coles on The Daily Beast Podcast.

“When I read that, I said, well, he’s had a stroke, and he’s taking the right medication,” he added.

[dalton99a]

1. Whatever bullshit he has, hope it sends him home to Satan in the most excruciating and humiliating manner possible

[Girard442]

2. Yup. The man is a bargain basement Hannibal Lecter. That should be good reason to flush him down the crapper.

Who cares what else is wrong with him?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

3. All those words rhyme with "croak", for which I would GAF.

I'd GAF about my celebratory Bourbon on ice and a good Puerto Rican cigar (since Cuban is unavailable)

I can't wait to toke on that smoke, (hopefully not choke), and wish good riddance to that bloke.

No joke.

[Vinca]

4. If he had a stroke, it was one sorry excuse for a stroke. If anyone deserved to stroke out . . .