Trump "predicts" his dirt nap will arrive "within ten years."

[Miles Archer]

Trump stunned members of his inner circle by calmly predicting when his own body would be lying in state, according to a new report.

The 79-year-old president reportedly made the comment at Mar-a-Lago as television screens showed Jimmy Carter’s casket at the U.S. Capitol, telling the room: “You know, within ten years that will be me.”

The remark, attributed to a person familiar with his comments, appears in a sprawling New York Magazine profile, “The Superhuman President,” about the president’s health and psyche.

One senior White House official told New York Magazine that “the specter of death sometimes manifests in the 2028 conversation,” describing aides gaming out whether the president will be willing—or able—to mount yet another run when he will be in his early 80s.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-freaked-out-allies-with-prediction-about-when-hell-die/

[drmeow]

1. Not soon enough for me nt

[Orrex]

2. Can it be "minutes" instead?

[SheltieLover]

8. Precisely my 1st thought!

[surfered]

19. Me too!

[SheltieLover]

42. Great minds...

[YodaMom2]

36. Maybe 10 weeks?

I’m not normally a vengeful person, but a big part of me wants it to be slow and filled with immensely unpleasant and humiliating symptoms…

[3catwoman3]

46. I was going to say 10 days...

...but 10 minutes would be just fine.

[Danmel]

3. Able to mount a 2028 run?

Have these people ever read the Constitution?
I know that's a rhetorical question.

[Tree Lady]

30. I think they say that just to trigger us

If they can tear down the country so we can’t vote at all would be their first goal, they know realistically that Trump will be barely alive if he is by then.

[walkingman]

4. Makes me wish there really was a hell....

[yourout]

5. I'm hoping for 10 milliseconds.

[Prairie Gates]

6. Months?

[Kid Berwyn]

7. Microsoft Time?

You know, hours turn into minutes.

[dalton99a]

9. Fuck. Do it faster.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

39. Across social media, so many express how they will react when "they hear the news"

"The big beautiful obituary"

[Frasier Balzov]

10. I hope the janitorial staff is ready to mop up pee.

Half the country will be waiting in line to take a leak on the bastard.

[lastlib]

14. only half?

(rhetorical question.....)

[Frasier Balzov]

16. Have recent events changed the look of this?

https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/trump-approval-rating-by-state

[dweller]

17. A man reads an advertisement ( in the near future)

For the opportunity to pee on Pisswig’s grave for $10 and to call the number provided .
He calls and is told he’d have to go to California .
“Did you move the bastard’s grave ?” he asks

“No sir , that’s where the end of the line is now “



✌🏻

[CaliforniaPeggy]

50. My dear dweller! This made me laugh! Thank you. ...n/t

[electric_blue68]

58. Very good!

😄

[HAB911]

11. lying in state

there better be a way around that, traitors should not be allowed

[lastlib]

12. Hell, he won't even be able to mount a 2028 WALK.....

...at the rate he's rotting away. My money is on he won't survive the summer.

[Ms. Toad]

13. Irresponsible reporting - talking about his/their 2028 nonsense, as if it were normal

for a president to openly talk about defying the constitution. If nothing else, every time they mention his unlawful aspirations they need to point out that it is, in fact, unlawful.

[Wednesdays]

24. It's not irresponsible reporting if it's deliberate

They're doing exactly what their corporate masters tell them.

[Ms. Toad]

53. It is even more irresponsible if it is deliberate. n/t

[Totally Tunsie]

15. "...in two weeks."

[Zorro]

18. And he wants to take all of us with him...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

20. This not soon enough for me

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Love this toon 👍

[EdmondDantes_]

21. He might not be able to lay in state. It's not required by law

[Wednesdays]

27. He wants his remains scattered all over D.C.

Also, he does not want to be cremated.

[Ocelot II]

34. I'm OK with that if it happens. That way we'd know for sure the mofo was dead.

[Dulcinea]

23. When the Dems take the House & maybe the Senate in November...

...that may hasten his demise.

[sarisataka]

25. No better time than the present

(I’m sorry, but I’m not sorry)

[PCIntern]

26. Oh...I thought he was gonna live to 200.

That’s what I was told by a DOCTOR. MR. MD.

[Vinca]

28. If it's more than 10 minutes, it's meaningless to most of us. Just go away.

[RT Atlanta]

29. absolutely delusional aides and the rest of the 'yes' men

if/when he reaches 2028 - he's done by law, no more 'runs' except to restroom.

[Ocelot II]

31. Can we push that timeline up a little bit?

[sop]

32. Trump will be dead "within ten years"

Dying in prison after only seven years isn't enough.

[Easterncedar]

33. As long as his last 10 are spent in prison

I am ok with that

[ColoringFool]

35. Well, Ain't He Just A CosaNostradamus. ⚰🪦

[raccoon]

37. Please tell me he meant to say "ten days."

[PCIntern]

38. Every day he and his circle are noticing changes and deterioration

A week is significant at this point. We have noticed it rapidly increasing in seriousness during the past month.

[C_U_L8R]

40. It's Congress' choice if he gets the rotunda treatment.

But who knows, maybe they’ll throw a big ass party in that gargantuan ballroom.
Invite the people to come tear down all the fake gold foil and tacky embellishments in THEIR house.

[Traildogbob]

41. Fuck that noise.

If his “two weeks” for health care and tax return predictions are an indicator, 10 years is unacceptable. I may be able to tolerate an actual two weeks of his bull shit. The world will never survive him and everything trump through the summer.
But, I will, celebrate 10 years of life, even 20 if he meets justice and it all is in a cell, televised. He needs to feel justice. No easy out by dying.
No hair spray, no paint and an undersized pink jump suit. And a cell phone with no batteries. Plus a cell mate, Bannon, in the same outfit, one layer, no soap, ever. Justice, the sweet scent of justice.
YMCA 24/7 blaring.
That’s all the humanity I can muster up.
Ya don’t wanna hear my inhumane thoughts and prayers. DU would outlaw me.

[chowder66]

43. I'll take "Incapacitated in 2" Alex.

[mr715]

61. LOL

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

44. Ten years too late

[Hassler]

45. If those bruised hands and elephantitis cankles

Are any hint, ten years seems a reach for Don Old.

[riversedge]

52. yes, Trumpy is aging fast this last year or so--physically--and Mentally!!

[Mordred]

47. Great News!

With the way Trump constantly exaggerates numbers, 10 years is like a few months!

[cloudbase]

48. I'll take the "under" on five years.

[Initech]

49. With his shitty diet and complete lack of exercise?

I'm doubting he makes it ten years.

[Redleg]

51. I give it one year

I guess "ten years" encompasses all the time between when he said it and ten years from then.

[PikaBlue]

54. Two weeks...

Maybe it's the one thing he could deliver in the next "two weeks".

[electric_blue68]

60. Snort!

😄👍

[pwb]

55. His conscience already left him. His Soul

has to reluctantly stay and report everything he did at the pearly gates.

[mr715]

56. Technically 2 weeks from now is within 10 years.

[malaise]

57. Wrong as always

That is all

[Rebl2]

59. It will

likely be sooner