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mahatmakanejeeves

(69,887 posts) Wed Jan 28, 2026, 01:12 PM Jan 28

"need a clean shirt this one's got coffee on it"

You Can’t Have Popehats
‪@kenwhite.bsky.social‬

need a clean shirt this one’s got coffee on it

9:59 AM · Jan 28, 2026

need a clean shirt this oneâ€™s got coffee on it
— It Would Be A Gusher For The Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) 2026-01-28T14:59:45.948Z

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"need a clean shirt this one's got coffee on it" (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Jan 28 OP

Person who had to mention they majored in Ancient Greek and Latin at an Ivy League school tanyev Jan 28 #1

Reminds me of this UpInArms Jan 28 #2

Oh, I LOVE that one. hlthe2b Jan 28 #3

I love this! It reminds me of a question from a sports reporter after speedskater... 3catwoman3 Jan 28 #4

tanyev

(49,310 posts)

1. Person who had to mention they majored in Ancient Greek and Latin at an Ivy League school

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 01:22 PM

Jan 28

accuses someone else of a) “pretentiousness” and b) lack of “street cred”.

UpInArms

(55,000 posts)

2. Reminds me of this

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 01:24 PM

Jan 28

hlthe2b

(114,004 posts)

3. Oh, I LOVE that one.

Reply to UpInArms (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 02:18 PM

Jan 28

3catwoman3

(29,426 posts)

4. I love this! It reminds me of a question from a sports reporter after speedskater...

Reply to UpInArms (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 28, 2026, 03:34 PM

Jan 28

...Dan Jansen fell during his 1994 Lillehammer Olympic 500m race. A total dumbass reporter asked Jansen's coach "Was the ice too slippery in the corner?"

The coach glared at the reporter and snarled, "Ice is always slippery."

A real, "No shit, Sherlock," moment.

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