Sorry, Orrex, he's not dead yet - he just looks that way.

[generalbetrayus]

[Buckeyeblue]

1. If Joe Biden had looked like that everyone on Fox news would have birthed a pig

He looks horrible. And sounds horrible. And he often makes no sense. The guys at my FIL's cafeteria table in the nursing home look better than this.

[Scrivener7]

7. I totally agree, but also, I commend your way with words. "Would have birthed a pig" is awesome and true.

[SergeStorms]

2. Trump gave us "Sleepy Joe."

Welcome to "Dementia Donny."

[dalton99a]

12. +1. It is the best dementia

[yonder]

3. I see he's not wearing his gomer glorange. Hideous in either case

[Ocelot II]

4. He's wearing a little lapel pin of himself.

Maybe he needs it to remind himself who he is.

[Hugin]

6. That's stolen from former president Clinton...

I recently saw a photo of Clinton wearing nearly exactly the same type of figurine of himself in the ‘90s. I am seeing so much of the Clinton/Kennedy derangement syndrome emerging lately.

[Hugin]

5. Again, I say...

With nearly the entire population of the United States to choose from the fascist he-man woman haters club went with THAT as their strong-man president-for-life despotic dictator.

Pathetic.

[2naSalit]

8. Circling the drain!

He isn't wearing his makeup and his hair is a mess, he probably still insists on doing it himself.

He's a hot mess on a thin paper plate.

[twodogsbarking]

9. or the terlet

[2naSalit]

14. It all...

Still goes down the drain, I wasn't specific.

[sop]

17. "Hot mess on a thin paper plate."

Hahahahahaha...

[llmart]

10. Geez Louise...

hideous. Could someone just put an open coffin next to his bed and roll him into it and shut the lid? Don't even stop to check if he's breathing or not.

[niyad]

13. A most reasonable suggestion.

[niyad]

11. Dead eyes.

[SunSeeker]

22. Dead soul.

The eyes are the window to the soul.

[GoodRaisin]

15. Is he wearing shoulder pads under his suit jacket?

[GoCubsGo]

28. Yes, that's the word on the streets.

Tiny shoulders to go with those tiny hands.

[Maru Kitteh]

29. The custom padding in the suits changed post-stroke

I noticed that too. He slumps rather markedly now and it would be much more noticeable without the padding. It’s not just the shoulders that are padded, too.

[Just Jerome]

16. According to

Adam Kinzinger & others, he smells that way, too.

[MiHale]

18. Have you noticed the new pin on his jacket ?...

It’s a cartoon version of him, his royal massjesty…reminds him of who he is all he has to do is look down.

[niyad]

19. He has been wearing that pin for some time now. I first noticed it

several weeks ago.

[MiHale]

23. Probably a gift store item...

Whatta think?…35.99 US dollars.

Closest to the actual price without going over win the pin!

[niyad]

20. When was this taken? I thought recent pictures showed him wearing

a glove on his bruised left hand.

[littlemissmartypants]

21. It may have been when the oil bosses discussed Venezuelan oil. It looks "enhanced."🤷‍♀️

[ToxMarz]

24. Oh god, look at those teeny tiny hands

[SeattleVet]

25. Looks like a toddler... "Did you just crap your pants?"

"No!"
"Then what's that smell?"
"I'm not done yet."

[flashman13]

26. It looks like he needs another dose of go juice.

[Dave Bowman]

27. Apparently he smells that way too.

[John Farmer]

30. Maybe he has died and we just haven't noticed?

They could easily be feeding us Trump-sounding inanities and threats while others run the executive branch.

[Clouds Passing]

31. Tick Tick Tick

[struggle4progress]

32. Formalin injections could spruce him up

[Blumancru]

33. Looks like Richard III - AFTER the Battle of Bosworth Field

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[VTderry]

36. And he deserves a similar resting place.

Maybe his kids will choose the parking lot at Bedminster to keep the sweet "cemetery" tax breaks rolling in?

[electric_blue68]

34. Omg, what a -horrible- photo! Snort!

😄😄😄
Like the "wind up" turnkey needs to be rewound !

[Blue Owl]

35. He's filling up another pantload right there