Trump Replaces Asshole with Alternate Asshole

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Taking decisive action to stem a spiraling crisis, on Tuesday the White House replaced an asshole with a different asshole.

Stephen Miller, widely regarded as the senior asshole in the Trump administration, masterminded the sociopath substitution, White House sources said.

Minutes after the decision was made to swap psychos, Miller assembled an array of qualified miscreants in the White House Situation Room, including Kristi Noem, Pete Hegseth, Pam Bondi, Karoline Leavitt, and Marco Rubio.

“Anyone who thinks this administration is going to run out of assholes any time soon better think again,” Miller told reporters. “We have a very deep bench.”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-replaces-asshole-with-alternate

[Coventina]

1. "We have a very deep bench."

I don't know whether to laugh or cry......

[CentralMass]

2. I saw an internet meme on this yesterday that said..

"Replacing Greg Bovino with Tom Homan is like $hitting your pants and changing your shirt."

[Skittles]

3. Trumps selections are all Trump whores

so they will ALWAYS be assholes

[Whyisthisstillclose]

4. Asshole replaces asshole with alternate asshole

[2naSalit]

5. He can switch assholes all he wants...

The resistance remains the same.

[Blue Owl]

6. tRump is running out of assholes -- fast