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"Somebody broke into my car, didn't steal anything, left 4 tickets for the Melania movie. It's a hate crime." (Original Post) Miles Archer Jan 28 OP
That's funny... hlthe2b Jan 28 #1
.....which makes it even funnier! lastlib Jan 29 #17
LOL mercuryblues Jan 28 #2
I was disappointed. rubbersole Jan 28 #9
lol mercuryblues Jan 28 #14
Lol SheltieLover Jan 28 #3
Now this is just sick AND wrong. a kennedy Jan 28 #4
K&R and LOL...nt Wounded Bear Jan 28 #5
Thanks - I needed that. yellow dahlia Jan 28 #6
Our local AMC isn't listing it on their website. You have to search for it. progressoid Jan 28 #7
Thanks for the laugh! mysteryowl Jan 28 #8
OMG! That's Worse Than unlocked, empty suburban cars parked at a mall where.... electric_blue68 Jan 28 #10
They'll buy ghost seats for appearances just like they buy their own books nobody reads. live love laugh Jan 28 #11
I hope sombody will go in and video the "sold out" yet empty theatres.... Ol Janx Spirit Jan 29 #20
Made my day LilElf70 Jan 28 #12
"We The People Have Had Enough". .some of the ads on that page niyad Jan 28 #13
One from my YouTube scroll: "Abraham Lincoln said.... tishaLA Jan 28 #15
Reminds me of the time my friend and I were in town and left his accordion in the car. Probatim Jan 29 #16
"Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out." Marie Marie Jan 29 #18
✈️ underpants Jan 29 #28
I just hope it doesn't become an unintentional cult classic Montauk6 Jan 29 #19
Probably only if it becomes a drinking game... :P NT Ol Janx Spirit Jan 29 #21
They were going to pay people to go see the movie but... chouchou Jan 29 #22
What? No Melaniamania? C Moon Jan 29 #23
Best one was: moonscape Jan 29 #24
Finally, a movie worse than Zardoz..... lastlib Jan 29 #25
BAAAHAhahahahaaaaa! Omg.... electric_blue68 Jan 29 #30
;-{).... Goonch Jan 29 #26
Might go watch Melania's documentary at the theater so I can spend some time alone. underpants Jan 29 #27
I'm holding out, gab13by13 Jan 29 #29
For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Jan 29 #31

mercuryblues

(16,425 posts)
2. LOL
Wed Jan 28, 2026, 09:39 PM
Jan 28


Melania has accomplished something, I didn't think she was capable of...

Made a movie with her clothes on.

rubbersole

(11,225 posts)
9. I was disappointed.
Wed Jan 28, 2026, 11:20 PM
Jan 28

I thought it would be very entertaining to hear Moses Mike field questions about it.🍿

progressoid

(53,195 posts)
7. Our local AMC isn't listing it on their website. You have to search for it.
Wed Jan 28, 2026, 10:15 PM
Jan 28

So far 3 people have purchased tickets.

electric_blue68

(26,877 posts)
10. OMG! That's Worse Than unlocked, empty suburban cars parked at a mall where....
Wed Jan 28, 2026, 11:25 PM
Jan 28

other neighbors unload big bags of overgrown zucchini that they forgot to keep an eye on from their own gardens; onto unsuspecting victims !!


(a joke scenario from a real '80s gardening magazine)

And TY that was very funny!🎬📽

live love laugh

(16,384 posts)
11. They'll buy ghost seats for appearances just like they buy their own books nobody reads.
Wed Jan 28, 2026, 11:27 PM
Jan 28

Last edited Thu Jan 29, 2026, 12:06 AM - Edit history (2)

Ol Janx Spirit

(1,016 posts)
20. I hope sombody will go in and video the "sold out" yet empty theatres....
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 12:35 AM
Jan 29

You know it is going to happen....



This thing will be a $100 million PR flop by the time all is said and done.

niyad

(132,499 posts)
13. "We The People Have Had Enough". .some of the ads on that page
Wed Jan 28, 2026, 11:49 PM
Jan 28

are for hats with that saying on them. Talk about product placement!

tishaLA

(14,781 posts)
15. One from my YouTube scroll: "Abraham Lincoln said....
Wed Jan 28, 2026, 11:56 PM
Jan 28

that watching 'Melania' was the worst experience he's ever had in a theater."

Probatim

(3,286 posts)
16. Reminds me of the time my friend and I were in town and left his accordion in the car.
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 12:05 AM
Jan 29

We came back a few hours later and found the rear window smashed - he ran to the car worried that someone stole his family heirloom.

When I got there, I found there were two accordions in the back seat.

chouchou

(3,148 posts)
22. They were going to pay people to go see the movie but...
Thu Jan 29, 2026, 12:41 AM
Jan 29

....figured the 75 million from Amazon wasn't near enough.

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