Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stampeded by massive crowds at Melania premiere?

Pancreas blew up after taking Wegovy to maintain his manly 225 pound frame?

Ran a morning marathon?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Watched the Melania movie

and was so upset he wasn’t in it more, he threw a tantrum triggering a massive stroke.

[GopherGal]

49. That's odd...

I heard the tantrum was because his role in the movie was played by a colostomy bag full of diarrhea. And RFK Jr tried to bathe in it.

[WestMichRad]

2. However it ultimately happens,

It’s taking far too long for that day to arrive!

[TurboDem]

3. Snapped his spine bending backwards to kiss his own ass?

[SheltieLover]

4. No, but The Boss is #1 on iTunes in 19 countries!

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https://democraticunderground.com/100220981582 )

Not yet, but a brewery is promsing free beer on that fortunate day! ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220981599 )

Stroked out over The Boss's new song? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220981627 )

Drown in a pile of rabid bat shit when little steve got upset about ai co Anthropic demonstrating ethical behavior? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10143607941 )



On edit: fixed 1st link. Ty, Malaise!

[littlemissmartypants]

19. Good morning, SL. 🌞

Anthropic 5 yr old Co
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropic
Founder: Dario Amodei
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dario_Amodei
The company researches and develops AI to "study their safety properties at the technological frontier" and use this research to deploy safe models for the public.[6]

I'm going to have to learn more about this transaction! Thanks! Love you! ❤️

[SheltieLover]

39. How dare they insist on lawful use of their product?

[littlemissmartypants]

44. I'm not prepared to pass judgment just yet. The boss could be negotiating for a better deal. 🤷‍♀️

🤔

[SheltieLover]

43. Gm, Pants! 🌞

Love you, too.

Hugs to fluffball.

[littlemissmartypants]

46. ❤️

[SheltieLover]

47. 💞

[niyad]

25. oh noesssss!! The company objects to "domestic surveillance" use

of their product!! How DARE they oppose dear leader and his thugs???

[SheltieLover]

48. Shocking

[malaise]

34. As predicted

😀😀

[malaise]

38. The first link isn't working

Love them

[SheltieLover]

41. Ty I'll check

[SheltieLover]

42. Fixed & link below

https://democraticunderground.com/100220981582

Ty again!

[malaise]

50. Thanks

R3c

[SheltieLover]

5. Safe to assume the massive crowds were fleeing the Malaria fiasco screening?

[SheltieLover]

6. Lol morning marathon

[littlemissmartypants]

23. He's so delusional. He thinks he can hide it. He's no Roosevelt and he need not try. ❤️

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

11. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

36. Lol

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

37. Waiting is tiresome

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

40. So true.

[SheltieLover]

45. Tiresome & annoying.

[malaise]

8. No but

the illegal seizure of Fulton County ballots may be checkmate for Impeachment#3

[littlemissmartypants]

20. 🌞Good morning malaise.Why's that? Spill the tea, please. ❤️

[malaise]

24. This one looks more illegal than Nixon's goons

at the Watergate Hotel.

There was no probable cause here- there was no voter fraud in 2020 - QED.

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2026/01/30/xfrs-j30.html

These are long-disproven allegations made by Trump and his coterie of fascist plotters between the November 2020 election and the January 6, 2021 assault on the Capitol, in which several thousand thugs, summoned to Washington by Trump, stormed the Capitol and temporarily blocked Congress from certifying Trump’s election defeat.

The flimsy character of the claims of ballot-rigging in Georgia—and in Fulton County and Atlanta in particular—was demonstrated in the civil suit filed by two election workers against Trump’s top election lawyer, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, which ended in a verdict awarding the election workers $148 million for slander and persecution.

The FBI raid comes less than a week after Trump told an international audience of billionaires and government officials in Davos, Switzerland that it was now known to all that the 2020 election had been stolen and that he expected arrests shortly for this supposed crime.

[SheltieLover]

35. Agreed

[OGBuzz]

9. Inexplicably choked....

on a handful of delicious salted buttery popcorn from a $12.99 Melania Trump popcorn bucket. DNI director Tulsi Gabbard investigating possible foreign involvement.

[3825-87867]

10. Abducted by aliens*..

and forced to work for bleems in the Glup Fields on Sphincter Prime for the rest of his natural life...then reincarnated for another lifetime of servitude.

* Apologies in advance. Hope this isn't too kooky or extreme or have too much hate content since I had one pulled for addressing an historic incident in the Masurian woods.

[niyad]

18. Works for me.

[littlemissmartypants]

21. I'm down. Did you appeal? Or maybe make a burnt offering? 🤔

[twodogsbarking]

12. A troop of mongoose kill the snake.

[littlemissmartypants]

22. Aaahhh! Clever. ❤️

ETA I had a mongoose jump in front of the car once in Puerto Rico. They are quite scary.

[surfered]

13. This

[SheltieLover]

33. Can we pls fast forward to the glorious day?

🙏

[surfered]

14. Greenlanders give him a tour of their island

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[SheltieLover]

32. Give his little chunk of ice a shove...with a blowtorch

[MustLoveBeagles]

51. Lil

[hlthe2b]

15. Done in by a team of 30 angry 'cankle-biters' led by:

[MustLoveBeagles]

52. Aw

Release the hounds!

[orangecrush]

16. I think you're keeping him alive

By posting this every day!

He feeds off the energy like the narcissistic vampire he is!

[niyad]

27. Goddess forfend that we should have a moment's respite?

[no_hypocrisy]

17. When he IS dead, will Vlad have Russian media broadcast

Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake?

Here, I expect a traditional New Orleans reception:

[littlemissmartypants]

26. Good morning, Orrex. I'm hoping that during that "marathon" ...

His gold sneakers catch fire from the friction of all "the greatest running in the world, like no one has ever seen before" ...and he self immolates.

Have a great day! We love you! ❤️

[SheltieLover]

29. 🤣🤣🤣

[niyad]

28. Better yet. . The Pikes Peak Marathon and Ascent. He is so fit,

should be able to do it, no training, in record time.

[SheltieLover]

30. 1st thing in the morning

[niyad]

31. Yesss

[LetMyPeopleVote]

53. Internet Cheers After Wisconsin Brewery Promises Free Beer on the Day 'He' Dies! 😅

Link to tweet

Internet Cheers After Wisconsin Brewery Promises Free Beer on the Day ‘He’ Dies! 😅

Beyond this promotion, the brewery has voiced opposition to (ICE) and openly supported a federal government shutdown to curb ICE funding — a stance that was widely cheered on social media.