Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Doctors removed the ugly, sputtering tumor from atop his neck?

Mauled to death by a western Pennsylvania groundhog?

Immolated while trying to snuff JFK's Eternal Flame?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Died of jealousy over the little golden grammys he did NOT win?

No, but I wonder if the Schafflertanz
dancers will celebrate his end of terror? ( https://democraticunderground.com/1036158030 )

Forgot how to breathe?

Stroked out over Dem's 17 pt win in TX? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220987911 )

Fatally cracked cankle rushing for more gold?

Spazzed out over criticism from very popular celebs accepting their Grammys?

[SheltieLover]

2. #3, Please?

🙏

[C_U_L8R]

3. Stepped near an open flame

Spontaneous catastrophic diaper detonation. It will take years to wipe down the Oval Office walls after that mess.

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

6. The waiting is tiresome. Soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

8. Anxiously awaiting that glorious day 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

15. Soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[hlthe2b]

5. The Groundhog has a new assignment...

('Better hide, orange blob! )

[SheltieLover]

7. Lol. Cute!

[surfered]

9. Caught in the middle of Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem trying to throw each other under the bus

[littlemissmartypants]

10. Dear Orrex, you made my Monday feel like Friday this morning!

Three excellent possibilities. It's difficult to choose a favorite so I'm going to combine all these together for an extravaganza of mortality.

Love you! Have a lovely day!

❤️

[Orrex]

12. What a kind and lovely thing to post!

Glad to give you some cheer on a winter morning!

[littlemissmartypants]

22. ☺️🙈❤️

My pleasure. Thank you.

[SheltieLover]

16. Orrex is our Saint of Perpetual Optimism

💞

[littlemissmartypants]

23. ❤️👍

[SheltieLover]

24. 👋🖐👋

💞

[Dulcinea]

11. The best thing to come out of his mouth...

...will be his last breath.

[Coldwater]

13. No but damn If he doesn't look like he's about to kick the bucket

[Wicked Blue]

14. Groundhog mistakes his wig for a female groundhog,

leaps on his head and frantically humps it. This gives him a severe headache. He confusedly takes too much Tylenol and the rest is history.

[malaise]

18. Bwaaaah

Nice😀

[malaise]

17. No but

Jeffrey is still calling

[LetMyPeopleVote]

19. We have six more weeks of winter, but spectators overheard him saying, "He'll be dead by then."

Link to tweet

[niyad]

20. V-DAY February 14 --Ending Violence Against All Women, Girls, and the Earth

would be an appropriate day, although if it came sooner (NOW would be good), I certainly would not complain.We could always hold an extra-large celebration that day.

[SheltieLover]

25. 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Ready & waiting... 👠👠👠👠👠👠

[badhair77]

26. I like the groundhog option.

I guess we just have to be patient while waiting for good news.

[Initech]

27. RFK Jr replaced his critical medication with peptides and hydro therapy?