Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Dropped dead from excitement over the number of D-list celebrities performing at Turning Point's thing?

Finally listened to the voices in his head?

Stabbed in fight to get "Melania" listed as the #3 movie of the weekend?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[surfered]

1. I do believe it's only a matter of time

[Coldwater]

2. No, but................

[malaise]

3. No but

Impeachment #3 is coming

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

5. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍷🍾Hoping your dream comes true soon

[SheltieLover]

11. Yes!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

10. Please hold the vision.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[NNadir]

13. I hope to have the pleasure of informing you of the lines...

...at the liquor store to get champagne for those of us too impetuous to wait.

[niyad]

14. May it be today!

[NNadir]

15. As you often indicate hope springs eternal. The old senile creep...

...is certainly looking worse for wear.

[niyad]

16. All extremities crossed.

[Dulcinea]

6. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[twodogsbarking]

7. Shtuck his head in the groundhog hole and had it bitten off. Chomp, chomp.

[surfered]

8. My dream

[SheltieLover]

9. Sadly not yet, but it's still early...

[hlthe2b]

12. "That Turning Point line-up makes drowning sound good... Come on down, Orange one!"

"There's a damn we are building with some unstable logs you can help us with!"

[SheltieLover]

17. ...

[surfered]

18. Well, if he doesn't drop dead, this groundhog has a prediction...

[twodogsbarking]

21. The hands are to scale.

[Harker]

19. Speriamo!

[littlemissmartypants]

20. 🌞 Hope springs eternal! Good morning everyone! ❤️

[Joinfortmill]

22. Every night I pray he be awayed.

[dalton99a]

23. The world is anxiously waiting