Kid Rock's song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

[SalamanderSleeps]

"Kid Rock will headline Turning Point USA’s Super Bowl LX halftime show, and when he was announced for the gig recently he made sure to take a dig at Bad Bunny.

“He’s said he’s having a dance party, wearing a dress, and singing in Spanish,” Kid Rock said in a social media post. “We plan to play great songs for folks who love America.”

JD Vance shared a TPUSA post on X about the show and wrote, “Fantastic lineup for the TPUSA halftime show, including the great Bob Ritchie AKA KID ROCK.”

The lineup for the show — Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice and Gabby Barrett — has been widely trolled outside of the MAGA world, but there’s a particular question being thrown about that is becoming prevalent on social media.

And it comes with wild timing considering the recent release of the Epstein files."

link to article:
https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html

link to lyrics:
https://genius.com/Kid-rock-cool-daddy-cool-lyrics


Birds of feather flock together.

[NewHendoLib]

1. such talent in the maga cult. they are maga-nificent!

[dem4decades]

2. Is it now The Turning Pedophile USA Halftime Show?

[SalamanderSleeps]

3. Turning Pedophile USA Halftime Show

Perfect.

I doff my cap.

[underpants]

6. 🏆

[niyad]

17. treacherous/toxic/twisted pedophiles usa

[ProfessorGAC]

4. While I Hope This Blows Back On Him...

...I don't put hoo much stock in this.
He's a musical rip-off artist and there have been hundreds of "jailbait" songs in the rock era.
Geez, I wrote one but I was only 17 at the time, so the theme wasn't real because the girls I knew were my age. It's just a common theme in rock.
When I got older, I realized how stupid the theme was. But, I was still a kid.
He probably just stole someone else's song with that theme.

[SalamanderSleeps]

8. Johnny Paycheck, and Ted Nugent come to mind.

However, record companies were more than happy to sell their shit.

[ProfessorGAC]

12. True

And, I doubt those 2 realized later what a dumb theme that is.

[SalamanderSleeps]

16. Some things can not be unsaid.

Paycheck is dead.

Nugent is hopefully leaving soon.

Both of these guys made money peddling the notion that; "girls should put their head on my lap, and then stay there."

[mopinko]

19. goes back farther than rock-

[thucythucy]

22. Then there's this one:

&list=RDpXa3ACCGvF0&start_radio=1

[jmowreader]

5. Hmm...

"We plan to play great songs for people who love America."

I assume this means they won't be playing any Kid Rock songs.

[Cha]

7. You Fucking HATE "America".. you Simpleton.

Oh so you had a song about underage girls"..

WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE.

[Initech]

9. Pedophiles of a feather flock together.

[Ping Tung]

10. The Pedo Polka?

[SalamanderSleeps]

11. Just a little fuel for the fire, "Jailbate."

Jailbate: by Ted Nugent.

I've got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I can't resist the old lady's purse

[Chorus]
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time

[Verse 2]
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one little think I got do to you

[Chorus]
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time

[Hook]
Sad but true
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[Verse 3]
So tell your mama that I'm back in town
She likes us boys when it's time to get down
She's got this craving for the underage;
I just might be your mamas' brand new rage

[Chorus]
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've gots to have you in a matter of time, now babe

[Verse 4]
Honey, you, you, you look so nice
She's young, she's tender
Won't you please surrender
She so fine, she's mine
All the time, I woke my mind

[Hook]
It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama

[Outro]
Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her?
Hey, I'll share her with you!

Ted Nugent:
Worst person of Irish descent, ever.

[allegorical oracle]

13. omygod.... too funny.

[Bettie]

14. The GOP is the party of

pedophiles. They revere them, they elect them to the highest office in the country.

[Sogo]

15. So, what's the message to the kids when they find out about this trash

and it's their parents who want their families to watch these performers?

[IcyPeas]

18. I suspect many of them will watch Bad Bunny.... did you all watch this?

I mean... this is fun and entertaining. He was great at the Grammy's the other night. His audience is only growing. As usual the magats don't like that the world is moving on without them. They just want to go back.

(mysterowl posted this a couple of days ago) :

[Ilsa]

20. The pedo lines:

Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)

[MagickMuffin]

21. Well they need a new recruitment tool to replace Epstein

And what a better why to procure high school underage teenagers.

And in Texas greg abbott is mandating that high schools force TPUSA on every campus.

[Torchlight]

23. Conservative Family Values

with a dash of Boys Will Be Boys thrown in as precious salt for the wound.