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Anyone have any idea who this friend of Orange Julius Caesar is? (Original Post) generalbetrayus Feb 5 OP
His imaginary friend. yellow dahlia Feb 5 #1
Joe Isuzu...? regnaD kciN Feb 5 #2
nevermind your actual rape conviction + the fine you owe her. pansypoo53219 Feb 5 #3
Someone trump made up in his imagination LetMyPeopleVote Feb 5 #4
What's that? What's his name? Oh, I dunno ...... Covfefe Boy, I think? (nt) AZJonnie Feb 5 #5
Me, myself and I (speaking from Trump). Nt Tree Lady Feb 5 #6
His mirror image, across the divide. usonian Feb 5 #7
His only friend is Jeffrey Epstein. n/t flvegan Feb 5 #8
The pillow guy? Old Crank Feb 5 #9
The Ghost of Jeffrey? littlemissmartypants Feb 5 #10
Natural follow-up: "Mr. President, did this alleged 'friend' work for you?" 0rganism Feb 5 #11
Trump is the "Most full of shit person ever" oasis Feb 5 #12
I laughed yuh see😀 malaise Feb 5 #13
The voice in his head HAB911 Feb 5 #14
Six foot invisible rabbit with tears in its eyes. dameatball Feb 5 #15
The guy who lives in his colon. Or, I should say, one of the guys. Vinca Feb 5 #16
AKA John Barron, David Dennison tanyev Feb 5 #17
John Baron Americanme Feb 5 #18
He shouldn't believe his lying friend...the one who lives in his mirror. Ping Tung Feb 5 #19

0rganism

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11. Natural follow-up: "Mr. President, did this alleged 'friend' work for you?"
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 05:21 AM
Feb 5

"Does your friend's name rhyme with 'Schlepstein'?"
"Is your friend on staff at Mar-a-Lago?"
"Do they still want you in jail for the rest of your life? Are they in the room with us now, Mr. President?"
"Mr. President, on the scale of Princess Jasmine to Snow White, how innocent are you?"
"Mr. President, are you the essence of purity itself come from the beyond to grace us mere mortals with your innocence?"

Americanme

(498 posts)
18. John Baron
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 09:44 AM
Feb 5

Same guy who told the National Enquirer "Marla says Donald is the best lover she ever had" in a voice sounding exactly like the orange menace.

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