I know why Trump is still alive

[Bluestocking]

Although he has seemed to be on deaths door for a long time, he has no place to go. He’s such pure evil that Satan doesn’t want him either.

[pwb]

1. The Soul remembers everything.

Ah shit.

[Dave Bowman]

2. Satan has a reputation to maintain.

[Mister Ed]

3. Yep. He's at Death's door...

...but Death has pulled down the curtains and shut out the lights, and is pretending he's not home.

[RockRaven]

4. We cannot have nice thngs.

[Ocelot II]

5. Is he, though? I'm beginning to wonder whether he's a zombie or a draugr.

[Klarkashton]

6. He is a sick man. The stroke is inevitable.

[usonian]

7. Satan takes care of his own.

With a little help from his friends.




On second thought, he is getting fatter. Space aliens might like that.



I say that because we ARE living in the Twilight Zone.

[JoseBalow]

8. Hey, relax guy!

Don't worry, they still love each other!

[soldierant]

9. It's an attractive theory - but

There have been people equally bad throughout history who are dead. Vlad Dracula the Impaler comes to mind. Caligula. Probably more than one American slaveowner whose name[s] we don't know - based on reports. i read this week about a couple who decapitated two of their four children - and forced the other two to ;look at the corpses.

Not that you couldn't still be right - the powers could simply be putting it off as long as possible.

[Chemical Bill]

10. Satan doesn't want...

the competition.

[GoCubsGo]

11. That, and the very best medical care that's available.

No doubt he's getting the kind of treatments that most of us could not even dream of getting.