Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shot by US cattle ranchers as he once again boosts Argentinian beef imports?

Choked by self-doubt as he struggles to be even more racist?

Struck down by a strongly-worded letter?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. No but

That post about Barack and Michelle Obama killed any doubts about his blatant racist agenda

[surfered]

6. I don't believe there was ever any doubt.

[SheltieLover]

9. I don't either. He is so jealous of the Obamas & Kennedys, it's surreal.

[malaise]

10. We had and have none but this did it for

Some more and yes - they are slow

[surfered]

15. Not every Republican is a racist, but every racist is a Republican.

And that’s his base.

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Was at the zoo

got too close to an orangutan who thought he was her baby so she grabbed him and was torn in half in the tug of war with the Secret Service.

[twodogsbarking]

3. Chopped up with a machete by Jason Voorhees who proclaimed, "we cant wait until Halloween, so now it is".

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

7. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 Here's hoping ...

[ColoringFool]

5. Hope Springs!

[SheltieLover]

8. Sadly. not yet. But the day is young...

[surfered]

11. India Prime Minister Modi takes Trump tiger hunting...

[LymphocyteLover]

12. His ego grew so big that it choked off the blood supply to his vital organs?

[Emile]

13. Death by a thousand toothpicks.

[surfered]

14. I've been using a nail and a hammer on my voodoo doll

[Gordcanuck]

16. Not yet, beccause

he sent Vance to the Olympics to take the heat that would have melted him.

[hlthe2b]

17. "Uggh...The world is so weary... Just DO IT!"

We all need a break... sigh...