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Norbert

(7,725 posts)
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 10:03 AM Feb 7

Ted Cruz whines about Virginia redistricting. State Senator Lucas has the perfect reply.

Too bad Rafael.

VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.

Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2026-02-07T12:17:54.617Z
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Ted Cruz whines about Virginia redistricting. State Senator Lucas has the perfect reply. (Original Post) Norbert Feb 7 OP
What other info on this VA redistricting? stollen Feb 7 #1
You go Sen. Lucas! Dave in VA Feb 7 #2
Sen Lucas is... LoCo Cat Lady Feb 7 #22
I wonder how it feels for Ted to have his hypocrisy revealed to his face. mysteryowl Feb 7 #3
Given where his face has been, he's probably glad not to smell like trump's butt. erronis Feb 7 #7
Well, In Raphael's Defense... GB_RN Feb 7 #9
LOL GB popsdenver Feb 7 #25
Thanks! GB_RN Feb 7 #27
Raphael's beard is why I won't grow one. Probatim Feb 7 #36
Wait 'til Raphael and the other magats discover what diluting their "safe" red districts cost them. rubbersole Feb 7 #4
I'm waiting! The anticipation alone gives me a bit of joy! liberalla Feb 7 #10
Similar to this morsel of joy... liberalla Feb 7 #14
I think not... druidity33 Feb 7 #28
You may be right. Retired Paratrooper said much the same thing... I did have a thought about that - liberalla Feb 7 #34
While cool.... RetiredParatrooper Feb 7 #29
I think his excellent health and youth contributed to above average urinary control to start/stop so cleanly liberalla Feb 7 #32
Fucking right! orangecrush Feb 7 #5
He stops whining? Yuns believe that? twodogsbarking Feb 7 #6
Love this! hamsterjill Feb 7 #8
CRY HARDER, TED durablend Feb 7 #11
Harris got 42% Mz Pip Feb 7 #12
All these people do is whine non stop D_Master81 Feb 7 #13
I know there's been a Cold War here about senior politicians Arazi Feb 7 #15
Ms. Lucas is most erudite. Kid Berwyn Feb 7 #16
She used the F word!!! 😱 sheshe2 Feb 7 #17
Every time Ted Cruz whines or cries, an angel gets its wings Scalded Nun Feb 7 #18
Cry me a Swanee River, Raphael!!! ProudMNDemocrat Feb 7 #19
They didn't think the Democrats would find the cajones to take them head on ToxMarz Feb 7 #20
Speaking of "insult to Democracy". enigmania Feb 7 #21
As a disenfranchised NC Democrat, they can suck it R Merm Feb 7 #23
You should see more of what she said, here: highplainsdem Feb 7 #24
Go eat the biggest bag of shit, Ted! Initech Feb 7 #26
Cruz soiling himself with his brazen hypocrisy. GoodRaisin Feb 7 #30
THAT IS PRICELESS! Cha Feb 7 #31
I have some wishful thinking cannabis_flower Feb 7 #33
what is the current status of the virginia redistricting plan? LymphocyteLover Feb 7 #35
Ted's really going to whine when all his R districts flip RainCaster Feb 7 #37
Shouldn't Ted Scuz go back to Canada? Wolf Frankula Feb 8 #38
Only message to Cruz fujiyamasan Feb 8 #39

stollen

(1,143 posts)
1. What other info on this VA redistricting?
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 10:40 AM
Feb 7

Fascist republican Ben Cline was gerrymandered into Congress. I'd love to see those district lines returned to get Cline out of office.

Dave in VA

(2,282 posts)
2. You go Sen. Lucas!
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 10:47 AM
Feb 7

I have know and worked with Sen. Lucas since she was on the Portsmouth City Council. She's the perfect person to not take any shit from any idiot. She will call you out in a instant.

Keep going Senator!


LoCo Cat Lady

(89 posts)
22. Sen Lucas is...
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 02:33 PM
Feb 7

gangster!! She kept Youngkin from plowing ahead with the stadium in Alexandria. Not consulting her committee was his first mistake.

mysteryowl

(9,268 posts)
3. I wonder how it feels for Ted to have his hypocrisy revealed to his face.
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 11:10 AM
Feb 7

He probably doesn't notice, but the people do.

GB_RN

(3,549 posts)
9. Well, In Raphael's Defense...
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 11:45 AM
Feb 7

The stench is from the dead raccoon* he glued to his face so he could (in his own mind) have the appearance of the stereotypical, bearded “alpha male.”😂

*All kidding aside, that “beard” really does look like a several-week-old, semi-sun-bleached, roadkill raccoon. Growing up in Eastern NC, I’ve seen enough to know. 😂

popsdenver

(2,191 posts)
25. LOL GB
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 04:37 PM
Feb 7

best description I have ever heard.........priceless.........LOL

I will stop my comment there, for fear of being banned from DU forever.........LOL

Probatim

(3,272 posts)
36. Raphael's beard is why I won't grow one.
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 10:30 PM
Feb 7

It's likely to be just as shitty as his but I'd end up in jail if someone said "that looks like Ted Cruz' beard"...

rubbersole

(11,172 posts)
4. Wait 'til Raphael and the other magats discover what diluting their "safe" red districts cost them.
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 11:11 AM
Feb 7

druidity33

(6,907 posts)
28. I think not...
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 05:45 PM
Feb 7

I spent 10 years in Buffalo. Pee writing is NEVER that legible! Probably used a squirt bottle.

liberalla

(11,036 posts)
34. You may be right. Retired Paratrooper said much the same thing... I did have a thought about that -
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 07:04 PM
Feb 7

Please see my reply #32, just one post down...


liberalla

(11,036 posts)
32. I think his excellent health and youth contributed to above average urinary control to start/stop so cleanly
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 06:56 PM
Feb 7

He's an Olympic athlete after all!

Maybe?

If not, it was very clever to 'fake' pee the message!
Either way, I say Well done!! ... it's tinted yellow and everything!


hamsterjill

(17,516 posts)
8. Love this!
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 11:44 AM
Feb 7

Further down in this exchange, McGuire adds his two cents about her language, and she shoots his ass down, too!

D_Master81

(2,499 posts)
13. All these people do is whine non stop
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 11:59 AM
Feb 7

It’s so fucking tiring listening to conservatives complain about Democrats redistricting after there was no talk of it until Texas did it. I live in Indiana where we voted 40% for Harris and would have had zero Dem representation if that redistricting had gone through.

Arazi

(8,859 posts)
15. I know there's been a Cold War here about senior politicians
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 12:13 PM
Feb 7

While I firmly believe the gerontocracy should end, it’s about having fighters in office right now. If you’re not willing to get in the fight, step aside.

Senator Lucas is a fighter.

More of this please, at any age.

Initech

(108,548 posts)
26. Go eat the biggest bag of shit, Ted!
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 04:59 PM
Feb 7

Your shitty president deserves to be fired, and so do you! Start packing your bags!

cannabis_flower

(3,928 posts)
33. I have some wishful thinking
Sat Feb 7, 2026, 06:56 PM
Feb 7

I hope that even though Texas redistricted, people are so mad at Trump that everyone he endorses lose anyway and Texas Republicans actually lose seats. Trump’s approval is currently underwater in Texas at 47%. If would me nice if Republicans just stay home and Democrats vote.

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