Kid Rock makes music for guys who ...

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AblativMeatshld
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Kid Rock makes music for guys who buy their girlfriends personalized, Bedazzled tobacco spit cups for Christmas.

Now you might argue that's an inappropriate gift for a 13 year old, but sisters really are the hardest family members to shop for.


10:40 PM · Feb 7, 2026

— AblativMeatshld (@ablativmeatshld.bsky.social) 2026-02-08T03:40:38.106Z

[True Dough]

1. Now you've gone and shamed me

into returning the Bedazzled tobacco spit cup I purchased for my wife's upcoming birthday.



Not a Kid Rock fan, of course!

[RockRaven]

2. Kid Rock makes music for guys who...

... can only see their kids on weekends but don't.

... know the price of copper.

... can confirm if skunk tastes like chicken.

... know the exact legal amount of Sudafed you can buy at one time.

... can tell you which gas stations sell single cigarettes.

... have a favorite flavor of paint.

(all from Reddit, various posts)

[johnnyfins]

3. "have a favorite flavor of paint"

[Layzeebeaver]

4. It's the vintage ones with lead.

Tasty! (So I hear…)