Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Taken out by Silicone Valley techbros in retaliation for Europe rejecting their software en masse?

Tripped over his hand after it rotted off of his wrist?

Bored to death while watching a recording of a 55 year old asshat lip-synching in jean shorts?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

3. Not to worry 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

2. Strangled in his own web of lies & deceit?

[malaise]

4. No but

but the date could come sooner when other states follow Virginia with this brilliant use of FAFO

The task force is called Fight Against Federal Over-reach. Now read the acronym.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/108116597

[twodogsbarking]

5. Oh, here is a history lesson.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XqLRvUUAjWE

[AllaN01Bear]

6. greetings from the night shift, alas , my pinky finger isnt raised in victory dance yet.

[BigmanPigman]

7. "Am I dead yet?" is the question I ask myself

every fucking morning (afternoon is more like it) since he has contributed to my anxiety for 10 loooooooooooooooooog years. I am a hyper/anxious person by nature but the fucking moron has been HELL for me and my fragile system. My Dr is thinking I'm lying to him about my loss of weight (he accused me of dieting) loss even though I told him I would drop weight from the tRump induced stress and it has. He knows I hate tRump and he does too so he understands the stress but lately he is worried and said I look like Olive Oil. I thought he meant my Italian complexion but he meant Popeye and Olive Oil. He's super skinny so he shouldn't talk. He told me to "start drinking to reduce stress like everyone else" and I thought he kidding but he was serious.

The fucking moron wants to kill us and he is doing it.

[mysteryowl]

8. I'll check the obituaries.

[Harker]

9. ..

J'espère bien.