Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Spent the weekend hanging out with Jonathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy?

One papercut for each time his name appears in the Epstein files?

Taken out by Mexico before he can bomb Juarez?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Broken neck during his downhill race for the worst president ever award?

[malaise]

4. Nicely played

😀

[SheltieLover]

5. Ty!

[WestMichRad]

2. He isn't. Well... shit.

I hate waking up to bad news every morning.

On the other hand: His day is coming!

[Buckeyeblue]

3. There was a glimmer of hope when they interrupted the olympics last night

After hearing it was about the Guthrie kidnapping I told my wife, that not the breaking news I want to hear.

[LymphocyteLover]

6. death by a million paper cuts sounds good

[surfered]

7. Thrown off the Gordie Howe Bridge by Canadians who finally just had enough of his shit.

For them, It was just a bridge too far.

He made quite a splash.

[twodogsbarking]

9. In the words of wise Malaise, "well played".

[malaise]

23. Ha - stole that from cricket

😀

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. And angry Detroiters

[SheltieLover]

15. Good one!

[twodogsbarking]

8. Well, it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now die Trump die.

Apologies to Carl Perkins and that white shaky guy.

[OGBuzz]

10. Blew every major bodily artery.....

after the 'Trumpstein Files' were finally re-branded 'The Trump Files feat. Jeffrey Epstein' in recognition of the million times that his name appears in them.

[malaise]

11. No but

no one with a million references is innocent.
Bestie Jeffrey is calling him.

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

16. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

21. Now would be good. Especially after seeing that news from El Paso.

[SheltieLover]

24. I know, right?

[surfered]

17. I have a dream..

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

22. YES!!!

[SheltieLover]

27. The whole world, minus kremlin, shares your dream!

[SheltieLover]

28. Even in repose, the smarmy narcissistic smirk remains...

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

14. Bled to death

After his Kankles exploded

[mnhtnbb]

18. No, but the upside is that he's one day closer.

[get the red out]

19. No

But the friendly space aliens are on their way to help!

Edit to add that this is my 14,000 post, I wouldn't have thought it would have been about potential alien saviors!

[SheltieLover]

26. Congrats on 14K

[get the red out]

36. Thanks!

[SheltieLover]

38. Yw

[AllaN01Bear]

20. i have my victory dance on standby mode .

[SheltieLover]

29. Go rest up, Bear. The cheering & bubbly corks popping will awaken you if it happens...

[AllaN01Bear]

30. my horns and whistles along w sirens would wake the apartment block.:)

[SheltieLover]

31. No doubt!!!!

The dancing in the streets worldwide will prob feel like an earthquake.

[Wicked Blue]

25. He was Epsteined

[Ocelot II]

32. Every morning I wake up thinking, maybe this will be the day...

Could be, who knows?
There's something due any day
I will know right away, soon as it shows
It may come cannonballing down through the sky
Gleam in its eye, bright as a rose
Who knows?

It's only just out of reach
Down the block, on a beach, under a tree
I got a feeling there's a miracle due
Gonna come true, coming to me!

Could it be? Yes, it could.
Something's coming, something good
If I can wait!
Something's coming, I don't know what it is
But it is gonna be great!

With a click, with a shock
Phone'll jingle, door'll knock
Open the latch!
Something’s coming, don't know when, but it's soon
Catch the moon, one-handed catch!

Around the corner
Or whistling down the river
Come on, deliver to me!

Will it be? Yes, it will
Maybe just by holding still it'll be there
Come on, something, come on in, don't be shy
Meet a guy, pull up a chair!

The air is humming
And something great is coming!
Who knows?
It's only just out of reach
Down the block, on a beach
Maybe tonight!

[CaptainTruth]

33. We're one day closer.

I take some comfort in knowing that with every day that passes we're one day closer to being rid of that vile creature.

[hlthe2b]

34. "It is HUMP DAY! Good things CAN happen!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

39. That they can

[LetMyPeopleVote]

35. Brewer offers free beer all day long when Trump kicks the bucket. When he dies, the world will celebrate.

Link to tweet

[Sogo]

37. "One papercut for each time his name appears in the Epstein files?" LOL....Perfect!!!!!