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erronis

(23,917 posts)
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 09:23 PM Feb 11

Pam Bondi Is Such A Bitch -- JoJoFromJerz

https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/pam-bondi-is-such-a-bitch

A Pedophile Protector in Pumps & Pinstripes

As always, JoJo has a whole lot to say, and with colorful words. I'll just grab the first bits...

It was another day ending in Y in Donald Trump's motherfucking America. And there we were again, dragged into yet another gobsmacking gauntlet of gilded grift and grievance theater -- a stress test of our sanity, our restraint, our daytime sobriety and our ability to resist the urge to chuck the goddamn remote control through the goddamn living room window.

I was watching clips from the Bondi hearing -- which dragged its bloated carcass across my screen for hours -- and it was the single most unprofessional, evasive, petulant, mean-girl spectacle I have ever seen in my life.

She was smarmy. Insufferable. Condescending. Combative. And so fucking rude.

Was she raised by a marauding band of exiled Real Housewives, bottle-fed on boxed Pinot Grigio and menthols, left to marinate in a playpen with a bleach cocktail and a stack of National Enquirers? Did she learn her signature brand of venom by mainlining reruns of Jerry Springer and YouTube compilations of cats getting drop-kicked?

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And the perfect example of this asshoe:
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Pam Bondi Is Such A Bitch -- JoJoFromJerz (Original Post) erronis Feb 11 OP
Pam Bondi is Trump's Ghislaine Maxwell. That is all. nt Dulcinea Feb 11 #1
I hate her dry died hair and her guts. What an evil bitch is. Trueblue1968 Feb 12 #25
Bondi is looking a bit haggard UpInArms Feb 11 #2
Damn Traildogbob Feb 11 #7
She looks like a hexenbiest from the show "Grimm" FoxNewsSucks Feb 11 #16
Kinda. Loved that show! electric_blue68 Feb 13 #36
I think all that hate and vile StarryNite Feb 11 #18
There's a word that describes her ...... Bread and Circuses Feb 11 #3
Definitely. FoxNewsSucks Feb 11 #15
Her name itself is likely to become a descriptive noun. calimary Feb 12 #27
No judge would put up that attitude and behavior. no_hypocrisy Feb 11 #4
Disbarment is warranted. The Wizard Feb 11 #11
Clear contempt of Congress. returnee Feb 12 #33
Even the republicans in congress shouldnt be willing to tolerate it. Volaris Feb 12 #29
Look who headed the hearing and how he acted... gave her free reign and played right along, rolled his eyes at and JudyM Feb 12 #32
Smarmy is a great word for it. While it was all insufferable, I thought her new (to me) tactic was particularly smarmy. CincyDem Feb 11 #5
Snarling bitch, yes. CousinIT Feb 11 #6
I think someone named her as the dump's consigliere. erronis Feb 11 #8
trump's snarling bitch describes that fucking bitch pretty good (imo) nt orleans Feb 11 #13
Yes, it does. FoxNewsSucks Feb 11 #19
Princess Pamela Blondi, nose in the air. Sogo Feb 11 #9
Haughty whore. poli-junkie Feb 11 #10
If Bondi had a regular job, Grim Chieftain Feb 11 #12
Watched as much as I could, but wasn't much. Her talking over the Reps questioning her was despicable. Fla Dem Feb 11 #14
She sure didn't do herself any favors. ReRe Feb 11 #22
The way she clinches her fucking teeth. hamsterjill Feb 11 #17
Don't know if I'd call her a "bitch: . . . AverageOldGuy Feb 11 #20
Can we retire the word bitch? evemac Feb 11 #21
This old feminist agrees. Shall we just call her VILE? CTyankee Feb 12 #24
(It's not a slur if it's true......) lastlib Feb 12 #26
Yes, it is a slur still obamanut2012 Feb 12 #31
Still what? evemac Feb 13 #35
It is a slur evemac Feb 13 #34
Seriously agree obamanut2012 Feb 12 #30
She has a smug, arrogant look about her; a look of total disrespect for everyone in the room. patphil Feb 12 #23
True, and it's sickening. FoxNewsSucks Feb 12 #28

Trueblue1968

(19,253 posts)
25. I hate her dry died hair and her guts. What an evil bitch is.
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 12:08 AM
Feb 12

Nasty, mean hearted and rude. She will be in hell forever. Satans dishwasher.

UpInArms

(55,001 posts)
2. Bondi is looking a bit haggard
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 09:34 PM
Feb 11

Her makeup is not covering the dark circles and creeping etch lines



She’s going to need thicker spackle

Traildogbob

(13,024 posts)
7. Damn
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 09:58 PM
Feb 11

This picture looks Like Lindsay Graham in a wig when he pissy fits. Both, raging bitches. Both listed in the files.

StarryNite

(12,120 posts)
18. I think all that hate and vile
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:03 PM
Feb 11

is aging her like an old banana that fell out of someone’s grocery bag onto a parking lot in Phoenix at 2:00 pm on the hottest day of the year.

FoxNewsSucks

(11,724 posts)
15. Definitely.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 10:57 PM
Feb 11

At least most people called "bitches" have one or more minor redeeming qualities. The word she deserves applies to anyone who is so much worse that they have NO redeeming qualities at all. None.

That's Bondi.

calimary

(90,074 posts)
27. Her name itself is likely to become a descriptive noun.
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 12:44 AM
Feb 12

Or it could become a verb, as in “she really Bondi’d herself in that latest news clip.”

no_hypocrisy

(54,919 posts)
4. No judge would put up that attitude and behavior.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 09:35 PM
Feb 11

Contempt of Court followed by an Ethics Complaint followed by Censure or Disbarment.

Volaris

(11,718 posts)
29. Even the republicans in congress shouldnt be willing to tolerate it.
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 08:24 AM
Feb 12

She's not there for a debate in a public forum. She's a WITNESS in an Article 1 oversight hearing. She needs to sit down and shut her fuckin mouth.
I've seen drunk strippers better behaved at work than that woman was yesterday.

JudyM

(29,785 posts)
32. Look who headed the hearing and how he acted... gave her free reign and played right along, rolled his eyes at and
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 12:46 PM
Feb 12

not-so-subtly mocked Dems.

CincyDem

(7,392 posts)
5. Smarmy is a great word for it. While it was all insufferable, I thought her new (to me) tactic was particularly smarmy.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 09:36 PM
Feb 11

At the beginning of virtually every republican, she asked "can I respond to that". didn't matter if there was a question hanging from the Dem or not. Then she went on some rant, usually referencing her "hit list" binder to be sure she got her slander in without having to hear any follow up from the Dem (because it was technically the republican's time). I only check a few but it seemed like the time she took did not get charged to the republican.

smarmy move to get the last word in.

CousinIT

(12,545 posts)
6. Snarling bitch, yes.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 09:57 PM
Feb 11

We need to rename her job title. She’s not Attorney General of the US. She’s the Attorney General of Donald Trump.

Grim Chieftain

(1,745 posts)
12. If Bondi had a regular job,
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 10:32 PM
Feb 11

management would probably recommend her for a psych evaluation after today's bizarre performance.

Fla Dem

(27,640 posts)
14. Watched as much as I could, but wasn't much. Her talking over the Reps questioning her was despicable.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 10:44 PM
Feb 11

She does look a bit stressed. And what is she using on her eyelashes???? Black putty?

ReRe

(12,189 posts)
22. She sure didn't do herself any favors.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:46 PM
Feb 11

"Unkempt" is a word that came to my mind. Should have taken a tranquilizer before heading into her very deserved personal combine. The whole world was watching, after all.

hamsterjill

(17,583 posts)
17. The way she clinches her fucking teeth.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:02 PM
Feb 11

It's the mark of someone who is a practiced liar - and boy, has she practiced. I cannot wait until she is tried, convicted and put away.

AverageOldGuy

(3,861 posts)
20. Don't know if I'd call her a "bitch: . . .
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:28 PM
Feb 11

I know a couple of real bitches . . . . . . Bondi gives them a bad name.

evemac

(321 posts)
21. Can we retire the word bitch?
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:44 PM
Feb 11

I agree she is horrible and terribly childish in her responses, but as a feminist, I just would rather people use descriptive words that are not sexist-based.

CTyankee

(68,217 posts)
24. This old feminist agrees. Shall we just call her VILE?
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 12:05 AM
Feb 12

She is a vile human being. I feel sorry for anyone who has to interact with her for any reason.

lastlib

(28,286 posts)
26. (It's not a slur if it's true......)
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 12:14 AM
Feb 12

(my 2cts.)

I don't know of another person I would call that, but I don't shrink from applying it to EvaBlondi. I just wish she would swallow the cyanide capsule.......

evemac

(321 posts)
34. It is a slur
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 01:26 AM
Feb 13

Yes, bitch is widely categorized as a gendered or misogynistic slur. While its usage has become casual in some contexts, it remains one of the most common and charged insults in the English language.

obamanut2012

(29,371 posts)
30. Seriously agree
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 09:25 AM
Feb 12

Some if the comments in this thread aren't great.

Bondi is vile and s sociopath. We don't need gendered slurs.

patphil

(9,083 posts)
23. She has a smug, arrogant look about her; a look of total disrespect for everyone in the room.
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 12:03 AM
Feb 12

But when she speaks about Trump, she's all gushy in her obvious worship of the man...her lord and master.

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