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xocetaceans

(4,378 posts)
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 04:13 PM Friday

C-SPAN: Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC): "Who gives a shit who owns Greenland? I don't."



On the wings of the diplomacy of such a steadfast statesman and brilliantly eloquent rhetorician like Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), the USA should be able easily to restore international trust without any significant difficulties arising.

To that end and in the spirit of friendship with Denmark and Greenland, it would seem that Graham should now offer South Carolina to be annexed and become a joint protectorate of Denmark and Greenland since national sovereignty is of such little importance.









(There be some sarcasm up in them there hills.)



Perhaps, someone should send Graham a new pair of gilded, Trump-emblazoned knee pads: his current pair must be worn out from constant use by now.
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C-SPAN: Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC): "Who gives a shit who owns Greenland? I don't." (Original Post) xocetaceans Friday OP
But who owns you, Lindsey? Sneederbunk Friday #1
Excellent question MacKasey Friday #7
his leash will be pulled tight by sunday rampartd Friday #11
Gee, I wonder how this will play in Greenland BeyondGeography Friday #2
A once moderate voice with some foreign policy acumen. What a fall. blm Friday #3
Brash and Stupid. Baitball Blogger Friday #4
He's a brownoser MustLoveBeagles Friday #5
his fainting couch must have strong springs... RT Atlanta Friday #6
STFU piggy! 2naSalit Friday #8
Perhaps the people who live there? 3catwoman3 Friday #9
That Just Screams "Diplomat", Doesn't It? ProfessorGAC Friday #10
Works for me! (A resident of SC.) raccoon Friday #12
works for me, too. stage left Friday #14
I think Marco should offer Lindsey to Denmark in exchange for Greenland struggle4progress Friday #13

rampartd

(4,339 posts)
11. his leash will be pulled tight by sunday
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 05:05 PM
Friday

hen he is given 1/2 a meet the press to explain the dire need for america to have a mar an igloo club.

RT Atlanta

(2,701 posts)
6. his fainting couch must have strong springs...
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 04:33 PM
Friday

from all of lindsey's vapors and feigned indignities....

He is a compromised and callous piece of dog excrement that is only in D.C. to serve himself now - he's not doing South Carolina any favors (of course, neither is Tim Scott).

2naSalit

(101,299 posts)
8. STFU piggy!
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 04:34 PM
Friday

Nobody gives a fuck what you think or what you care about. Hurry up and die from cirrhosis of the liver or something.

ProfessorGAC

(76,234 posts)
10. That Just Screams "Diplomat", Doesn't It?
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 04:43 PM
Friday

Who "gives a shit" about national sovereignty? Really.
That's the opposite of diplomatic.

raccoon

(32,302 posts)
12. Works for me! (A resident of SC.)
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 05:12 PM
Friday

" Graham should now offer South Carolina to be annexed and become a joint protectorate of Denmark and Greenland since national sovereignty is of such little importance."

struggle4progress

(125,778 posts)
13. I think Marco should offer Lindsey to Denmark in exchange for Greenland
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 05:16 PM
Friday

Then if Denmark says no, at least we tried -- and we can drop the whole thing

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