We are entering the "falling out of windows" phase.

[sheshe2]

We are entering the “falling out of windows” phase.

— Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) 2026-02-14T00:29:52.498Z

I hope Massie has some good security.

[surfered]

1. Defenestration, a cup of Novichok tea, or an unexplained disappearance.

WWPD, what would Putin do?

[JoseBalow]

12. WWPD, what would Putin do?

He'd stick to the tried-and-true playbook if he could...

Send thugs to bang on his door at 3AM. Frog walk him into the back of a Black Maria with a sack over his head, and take him on a joy ride ending on the wrong side of the gates to the Lubyanka. Keep him awake for a couple of weeks straight while subjecting him to constant interrogation, until he signs a confession to trumped-up charges (bonus points if he can be forced to implicate some acquaintance-subversives.) Then it's off to the frozen gulag for a double-nickel of starvation and hard labor.

Ah, The Good Old Days

[malthaussen]

21. Poison you with dart frog toxin, if the latest report from the UK is true. n/t

[eppur_se_muova]

2. Above all, NO SMALL PLANES. nt

[Hudly]

26. Just ask

Mel Carnahan, Paul Wellstone and JFK Jr.

[sheshe2]

27. I don't have any hearts left...

This will have to do.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Enter stage left]

3. You might want to move into a basement apartment...

It's not quite as fatal when you fall out the window.

Damn, I shouldn't have warned him.

[cbabe]

4. SSA says it's one option

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221020077

Trump admin horrifies with training on suicidal callers: 'That's not the thing you say'

By Matthew Chapman
Published February 13, 2026 8:13 PM ET

Mental health experts are aghast at the training Social Security Administration workers are receiving from the Trump administration on how to handle suicidal callers.

According to Government Executive, "SSA recently began shifting new swaths of its workforce to phone answering duty, including those who normally receive and process retirement and disability claims, manage the agency’s technology and work in the agency's finances unit. Those employees received brief, three-hour training before they began answering calls. As part of that training, they were warned some callers may express suicidal ideation and presented with examples using a theoretical employee named Fiona."

In a video obtained from the training, an animated instructor tells the employees, “It's important for Fiona to keep the caller engaged and to remind her that suicide is only one option, and that there is no urgency to make any decisions.”

https://www.rawstory.com/social-security-2675268818/

[TygrBright]

5. Stay out of small planes, dude. n/t

[OGBuzz]

6. He's probably been visited by Trump's men in masks.

It sounds preemptive, like 'if anything were to happen to me..........'
Smart move actually.

[sheshe2]

15. That is exactly what he is doing.

Preemptive.

[leftstreet]

7. Good grief. What a country n/t

[mitch96]

8. Well there is always the "Epstein option"... Arrested and then so despondent he hung him self.. cough, cough..nt

[Figarosmom]

9. I wonder how his steps are

And can he fly? This does seem logical for Massie to say since trump is getting his play book from putin.

[AllyCat]

10. Jesus what is this crappy government we have?

This makes me sick.

[gopiscrap]

11. I might be dumb but what is

Massive specifically referring to

[sheshe2]

13. Ummmm....................

cause of death, disagreeing with dear leader.

Accidents happen don't ya know.

[gopiscrap]

14. kind of what I thought

what a fucked up administration....last year when I was traveling around the world, people would come up to me and what the hell is wrong with the US. I made sure they knew I didn't vote for the orange child rapist!

[sheshe2]

16. I hear ya, gopiscrap.

BTW, Virginia Giuffre said much the same.

Hmmm...

— sonj1 (@sg99.bsky.social) 2026-02-14T00:57:59.529Z

Good on you for setting the record straight in your travels.

[niyad]

17. JFC, how far this country has fallen!

[sheshe2]

18. I agree, niyad.

I am heartbroken that this is where we are now.

[Pototan]

19. Russian common cause of death of Putin enemies

Gravity

[sheshe2]

20. Yup.

[Tetrachloride]

22. I would like to know about sound effects

[justsomeguy01]

23. so ...

rare to see a US Rep be able to plan ahead and take action before something happens.

[NBachers]

24. Here's a method that seems to have been effective:

[AverageOldGuy]

25. He may get . . .

. . . the Savanah Guthrie Mother treatment.