Oh please oh please oh PLEASE, send that foul f*cking rapist felon pig OUT ON THE MIDTERM CAMPAIGN TRAIL

[Miles Archer]

I'm sure he'll accomplish BIGLY YUGE WINS for REPUBLICANS who are worried about losing seats.

Talk about your ballroom.

Talk about how you'd like to fuck your own daughter.

Talk about how many people are saying you won bigly yuge in 2020 and the election was "stolen" from you.

FUCKING YELL AT AMERICANS for speaking out about affordability. YELL at them for being IGNORANT. LET THEM KNOW that the ONLY reason why they're not nuzzling up against your taint is that THEY HAVE FAILED TO SHOW YOU PROPER APPRECIATION FOR ALL THAT YOU'VE DONE FOR THEM.

YELL at them, fucking YELL, and then take a breath and YELL SOME MORE.

Because there's no better way to PROVE what you ALWAYS TELL US, which is YOU are RIGHT and WE are WRONG, so get out on that campaign trail, Obese Orange "smells like armpits, ketchup B.O. and ass" Rapin' Felon Grampy.

START TODAY. Go on. You KNOW you're in the mood to YELL at people.

[dalton99a]

1. Let him talk until he drops.

[Midnight Writer]

2. "Please proceed, Mr. President."

[GoCubsGo]

3. I don't think there are enough whatever drugs they've been pumping into him

to keep him semi- lucid to make that happen. They're barely able to do that now. Notice how infrequently we see that motherfucker in public these days, especially compared to his first term, when he was perpetually in our faces. That's not to say that I wouldn't want them to try...

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. He'll be here in Rome (Georgia) today, stinkin' up the joint.

There are 18 people running to replace MTG, and early voting has already started.

[twodogsbarking]

7. Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of trump surrounds you

[oasis]

5. His head will be spinning. Guaranteed.

[NCDem47]

6. He'll spew garbage and...

Media will spin it as:

"President Trump laid out his economic policies today at a rally before supporters."

Sane wash the shit out of it all the way up to midterms.

[Ray Bruns]

8. You forgot the incessant whining about not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

[angrychair]

9. Republicans would love it

We need to burst the fantasy bubble that Republicans are going to vote against him. They are not. All Republicans love and worship him. ALL REPUBLICANS. I mean a Republican man literally murdered his own daughter for talking bad against Mango Mussolini.
Republicans in Congress refused to even ask Pam Bondi any questions about Epstein just as he commanded.
Republicans are more loyal to him then ever. He is their oxygen. Their sun. Their God.

We should have learned our lesson in 2024 and stop this foolish outreach to Republicans. They are pure, unadulterated evil. The only thing that Republicans love more than him is the rape and torture of children.
Republicans are scum.

[Wednesdays]

10. Yeah, but if just ten percent of them get bored and stay home on Election Day

That would translate to a landslide win for Democrats.