I have an idea. At the state of the union

[slingsam]

Could someone hold up one of those flip cards titled COUNT THE NUMBER OF LIES YOUR PRESIDENT TELLS YOU TONIGHT. You know what I mean….one of those numbered cards that get flipped for each lie he tells.

[Beartracks]

1. How many flippin' cards would need to be in that thing??

[LogDog75]

2. Good idea but I would have them do this as well

Every Democrat should wear a blue nitrile glove on a hand and every time he lies raise their hand wearing the glove and wave signifying the coming BLUE WAVE.

[slingsam]

4. Oh, great idea.....so whoever holds the counter

Can take the cue every time a blue finger goes up.

I expect him to ramble for 90 minutes…….so I think we should at least have 90 cards…..a lie a minute?

[jmowreader]

3. Something like an Ichi-meter?

In 2004, Seattle Mariners season ticket holder Amy Franz made a sign to track Ichiro Suzuki's hits that year. She called it the Ichi-meter, and the original is in the Hall of Fame.

The only problem with making a similar sign to track Trump's lies at the SOTU is no one's hand can move that fast.

[rsdsharp]

5. That's kind of like the Sharon-O-Meter

made to track Cub shortstop Shawon Dunston’s batting average in 1989. It’s in the Smithsonian.

Maybe it could have a dial that could spin freely as the lies pile up.