Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Taken out by secret Netflix operatives in an act of self-defense?

Pushed from the deck of the "hospital boat" bound for Greenland?

Taken out by vengeful Car Shield spokesperson?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[hlthe2b]

1. Finally looked in the mirror after being asked if he was pregnant...

by his OWN staff...So, he'll be hibernating with a McDonald's stockpile-until the inevitable...

[malaise]

13. Bwaaaah

You win the thread today😀

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Picked a fight with the Supreme Court

they beat him to death with their gavels.

[surfered]

3. I had similar thoughts.

[malaise]

14. Nicely played

😀

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

5. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

6. Today would be good.

[surfered]

9. Yesterday would have been better

[niyad]

11. So very true.

[SheltieLover]

22. 79 yrs ago would've been better

[surfered]

27. You win!

[SheltieLover]

30. Poster child for birth control

[Joinfortmill]

34. Haha

[SheltieLover]

21. Hold the vision

[bdamomma]

26. If only

tic toc...tic toc,,,,

[electric_blue68]

35. Heh!

[SheltieLover]

20. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[twodogsbarking]

7. Abducted by aliens disguised as 13 year-old girls who look like Ivaaaanka.

He jumped right in the spaceship.

[malaise]

15. Bwaaaah

[malaise]

8. No but

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He’s corrupt racist and cruel

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221039011

[surfered]

10. Indeed!

[electric_blue68]

36. Proper descriptive words!

[malaise]

37. Agree

[malaise]

12. Pushed from the deck of the "hospital boat" bound for Greenland?

THIS

[surfered]

16. I like that image.

[malaise]

18. ROFL

[SheltieLover]

23. Perfect!

[TexasTowelie]

17. No, but if Trump was in Florida, then we can legitimately say that someone tried.

https://democraticunderground.com/132167102

[malaise]

19. All they do is lie

Rec

[niyad]

28. But he is in DC, talking to puke governors, and threatening Greenland.

[SheltieLover]

24. Sadly not yet that we know of, but plenty of time left today!

[Grim Chieftain]

25. I love your optimism!

[SheltieLover]

31. In keeping with the spirit of St. Orrex of Perpetual Optimism's daily post

[Sneederbunk]

29. Falling column from US Supreme Court building.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

32. trump really looks old and ill

And weird

[Joinfortmill]

33. I pick 'just fucking dead'.

[Blumancru]

38. Brioni company gets tired of hearing him brag about wearing their suits "off the rack"

and ruining their business. The idiotic long red ties are annoying too. A guy named Guido “takes care of it”..
I don’t know what rack he gets them from. Maybe the hippopotamus rack.
PS, I have nice suits, Kiton, Hickey-Freeman, Martin Greenfield, Gieves and Hawkes, and Brioni among them. Brioni makes great suits.
Don’t let the fact that he wears them put you off.