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Orrex

(67,117 posts) Mon Feb 23, 2026, 09:28 AM Feb 23

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Is he dead yet?

Finally shot by yet another dissatisfied Conservative?

Heartbroken to be left out of Kash Patel's locker room party?

Overcome at last by fatal infection from a well-deserved bite received decades ago?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Feb 23 OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Feb 23 #1

I have a dream... surfered Feb 23 #5

Right now would be good. niyad Feb 23 #6

Anytime today would work. SheltieLover Feb 23 #12

I will happily forego pleasure today for that pleasure ttomorow! niyad Feb 23 #13

Same here! SheltieLover Feb 23 #14

You are certainly not alone. SheltieLover Feb 23 #11

Soon... SheltieLover Feb 23 #10

WTF is taking so long Blue Owl Feb 23 #2

No but this should help him stroke out malaise Feb 23 #3

Definitely! SheltieLover Feb 23 #9

"I saw what you did with that US eagle eating the Canadian goose pic after hockey. WELL... hlthe2b Feb 23 #4

Frozen Solid in a Giant Snowdrift? NEOH Feb 23 #7

Run over by catsup bottles stampeeding to avoid abuse? SheltieLover Feb 23 #8

niyad

(132,508 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 09:32 AM

Feb 23

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,505 posts)

5. I have a dream...

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 09:56 AM

Feb 23

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

niyad

(132,508 posts)

6. Right now would be good.

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 09:57 AM

Feb 23

SheltieLover

(80,547 posts)

12. Anytime today would work.

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 02:56 PM

Feb 23

Or tomorrow during his SOTU address.

niyad

(132,508 posts)

13. I will happily forego pleasure today for that pleasure ttomorow!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #12)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 02:57 PM

Feb 23

SheltieLover

(80,547 posts)

14. Same here!

Reply to niyad (Reply #13)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 03:01 PM

Feb 23

I get the feeling that unless slobby croaks publicly with cameras rolling, they would never admit his demise.

Good things are worth waiting for.

SheltieLover

(80,547 posts)

11. You are certainly not alone.

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 02:54 PM

Feb 23

SheltieLover

(80,547 posts)

10. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 02:53 PM

Feb 23

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Blue Owl

(59,132 posts)

2. WTF is taking so long

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 09:43 AM

Feb 23

malaise

(296,199 posts)

3. No but this should help him stroke out

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 09:49 AM

Feb 23

on mic at the SOU
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221041058

SheltieLover

(80,547 posts)

9. Definitely!

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 02:52 PM

Feb 23

hlthe2b

(114,004 posts)

4. "I saw what you did with that US eagle eating the Canadian goose pic after hockey. WELL...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 09:53 AM

Feb 23

this goose is going to eat YOUR lunch!!!!"

NEOH

(319 posts)

7. Frozen Solid in a Giant Snowdrift?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 01:15 PM

Feb 23

SheltieLover

(80,547 posts)

8. Run over by catsup bottles stampeeding to avoid abuse?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 02:51 PM

Feb 23

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