Your hope for the speech tonight? Mine?

[3Hotdogs]

20 minutes in, the mic. picks up the sound of a big, wet, juicy fart.

Your?

[sop]

1. He slumps over the podium, falls to the ground and has to be carried away.

[3Hotdogs]

4. followed by a black border and 5 days of Swan Lake on Fox.

[sop]

7. Isn't that what Soviet radio did when Stalin died, played somber funeral dirges for days?

[regnaD kciN]

19. That's the point...

[calguy]

2. I'm not watching

I have no skin in the game.

[rampartd]

3. i hope a ufo lands n the capital dome and transports them all to the mother ship for probing..

[cachukis]

5. He has a Mitch McConnell moment of silence that

requires removal.

[canetoad]

6. He has a giant stroke

Face and hands start twitching, speech becomes garbled. And nobody notices because he's always like that.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

21. From your lips

to GOD'S EARS!

[Mr.Bee]

8. I hope he has a major stroke

and everyone thinks it's part of the act!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

9. This, but with Donald Trump:

Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/29/world/asia/at-funeral-of-kim-jong-il-american-made-lincoln-limousines-stand-out.html

Two versions, as one might work better for you.

[dalton99a]

14. +1. "Cry or die"

[Johonny]

10. I really hope he goes 2 to 3 hrs

Because no one is staying for that, and holy shit the late night shows are going to be fucking hilarious for a week...

[tinrobot]

23. So long that even the Republicans start walking out.

[JustKay]

11. That he stops breathing and dies in mid-lie!

[Drum]

12. See: Mars Attacks

[iemanja]

13. As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist

Hell would freeze over before I watched that child rapist lie all night. May he rot in hell.

[Staph]

15. I'd like to see this State of the Union end ...

just like the movie Dave (1993), with Kevin Kline as POTUS and the guy who is filling in for POTUS.

[gopiscrap]

16. that he strokes out on live national tv

[MaeScott]

17. Cerebral hemorrhage

[hamsterjill]

18. Well, you beat me to it.

But I'll just add that I was hoping for the "evidence" to start dripping down his leg and the smell to be so bad that even Mike Johnson starts coughing.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

20. .

[Luciferous]

22. Those Big Macs finally take him out