Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Decades of inner decay finally breached the surface along his neckline?

Rotting neck-flesh could only distract so long from his infusion bruises?

Succumbed after RFK Jr's recommended application of neck leeches?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Overcome by flesh-eating bacteria?

Bitten on neck by president miller?

[Goonch]

2. ;-{).....

[malaise]

4. Please please

Pretty please with a cherry on top 😀

[malaise]

3. No but

Hopefully today he’ll choke to death on one of his lies about the number of military deaths in the latest of his war crime sprees.

[LuckyCharms]

5. These are so goddamn funny!

I normally don't comment on these posts, but I needed this

[malaise]

7. This one is the winner 😂😀😂

Succumbed after RFK Jr's recommended application of neck leeches?

[hlthe2b]

6. 'Oh, my! I just woke up and thought for sure the answer would be...

YES!" sigh...

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. Aw

[twodogsbarking]

8. Trampled to ded by a plaugue of his lemmings all wearing red hats.

They heard there was free beer.

[Joinfortmill]

9. When the CIA has had enough.

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

11. I have a dream

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

15. Works for me.

[SheltieLover]

13. Soon...

[niyad]

14. Now would be good.

[SheltieLover]

18. Indeed!

[Blumancru]

12. Necktie caught in blades of helicopter

Flung across the river like a big frozen dog turd on a rope. Realizes he has landed in a Blue State, croaks.
Mailorderia is free to have an affair with Chem Gargoyle.

[twodogsbarking]

16. Oedipus Barron.

Get it?

[niyad]

19. yes

[twodogsbarking]

20. Come on Barron, get on it.

[RainCaster]

17. Satan took him in the Armegedon

The Anti-Christ was recalled for gross stupidity.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. How to make America Great again