Trump is obsessed, absolutely obsessed, with his fitness for heaven

[rurallib]

Someone should start a blog series (or blue sky) every day evaluating his chances of getting in based on his previous days performance.

I have feeling that Trump is so obsessed that he would check how he did every morning. I have a feeling it would really fuck with his head. For instance:

"Oh, Donald. You killed one hundred and fifty young women on a whim the other day. We can't have people who kill people in heaven. People like that must have their souls cleansed in the fires of hell. Sorry, Donald. You must burn painfully before you make it to heaven. Just add this to the millennia you will already be painfully burning."

He'll be shitting himself even more.

[Blue Owl]

1. Got some bad news for ya, fucko...

[rurallib]

2. Iowould suggest they emphasize the burning and the pain

Donnie's a pansy ass

[Walleye]

3. Maybe he wanted a Nobel peace prize because he thought it would get him in good with the big guy. Plus, Obama got one.

I know one thing he’s like the rest of those so-called Christians. He’s pretty sure that God is a guy.

[Whip-poor-will]

9. A black/brown guy

Priest told my racist Father don't be surprised Jesus is Black/Brown like most Middle Easterners

[RT Atlanta]

4. what's left of his brain knows his days are numbered....

That's what I have been thinking since I first noticed donnie start his 'get to heaven' talk last year.

[Traildogbob]

5. Got a feeling

Child raping, murdering, and cannibalism is about as popular in heaven as it is in prison.
Sold your souls years ago for cash and sex and shit in e wet commandment. So buckle up buttercup, Satan is gonna cash in. No worries. It’s. Cry bear do your hair outta be good. Oops! Hair spray is flammable.

[GoodRaisin]

6. He must be starting to worry about his raping murdering stealing and lying.

[pwb]

7. Your soul remembers all those doors you opened Donnie.

We all face temptation doors, most don't go in.

[Whip-poor-will]

8. remove the rapist

Has he secretly converted to Islam for the 20 virgin deal

[UTUSN]

10. Just another of his deranged delusions

[lame54]

11. Tel him there is a window...

One day only all sinners welcome but you must act now

[LudwigPastorius]

12. A narcissist like Trump doesn't really believe...

they will die.

It's just something he is incapable of processing. He may talk about "getting to heaven", but deep down he has a delusion of invincibility.

[DenaliDemocrat]

13. If Trump makes Heaven

I choose Hell