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Miles Archer

(23,901 posts) Thu Mar 5, 2026, 05:14 PM Mar 5

Answer: NONE, because she no longer works here. Get Leavitt to do it.

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How many Kristi Noems does it take to change a light bulb? (Original Post) Miles Archer Mar 5 OP

Three.. Permanut Mar 5 #1

don't need no lightbulbs in the bed cabin of her airplane rurallib Mar 5 #2

One... 2naSalit Mar 5 #3

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1. Three..

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 05:29 PM

Mar 5

One to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder.

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2. don't need no lightbulbs in the bed cabin of her airplane

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 05:41 PM

Mar 5

they ain't back there to read, you know

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3. One...

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 05:55 PM

Mar 5

To nag at the underlings while she makes them do it.