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Orrex

(67,124 posts)
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 08:02 AM Mar 7

Is he dead yet?

Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere?

Drowned in oil profits?

Collapsed in ecstatic fervor to have torpedo murdered a ship's crew on international waters?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Mar 7 OP
;-{).... Goonch Mar 7 #1
Rec malaise Mar 7 #2
No but malaise Mar 7 #3
For her 400th birthday vampire Melaaaaaniaaaah sucks every last drop of orange blood from the turd. twodogsbarking Mar 7 #4
I love telling fundies the rapture happened and they were left behind IronLionZion Mar 7 #5
Sadly, not yet, but obviously soon. He's rotting from the inside out. SheltieLover Mar 7 #6
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 7 #7
Hold the vision. SheltieLover Mar 7 #8
I have a dream and a prayer... surfered Mar 7 #15
AMEN! During these times i truly wish there was a God. I know for a fact that HE,(she) would 100% bluestarone Mar 7 #18
Closer and closer. Hehehe Joinfortmill Mar 7 #9
Not close enough malaise Mar 7 #12
That is true, my friend. Joinfortmill Mar 7 #17
He has to know how many millions across the country & world are waiting for that announcement... hlthe2b Mar 7 #10
Punch is adorable MustLoveBeagles Mar 8 #24
No kidding. I (and everyone, I'd think) just wants to reach out and hug him. hlthe2b Mar 8 #27
If only a torpedo could take out the pedo... has a nice ring LymphocyteLover Mar 7 #11
He collapsed in the Oval Office after lying his ass off surfered Mar 7 #13
Hahaha! You win the thread! SheltieLover Mar 7 #14
Thanks, but St Orrex wins the thread everyday with three wonderful possibilities surfered Mar 7 #16
St. Orrex of Perpetul Optimism is surely a winner. Everyday SheltieLover Mar 7 #21
Flatterer! Every day, at least one reply is funnier than my OP Orrex Mar 7 #22
Gasp! Our patron saint! SheltieLover Mar 7 #23
Indeed malaise Mar 7 #20
I love Lady Gaga's shirt LetMyPeopleVote Mar 7 #19
"Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere" Dulcinea Mar 8 #25
Let his days be few and let another take his office. Ocelot II Mar 8 #26

twodogsbarking

(18,830 posts)
4. For her 400th birthday vampire Melaaaaaniaaaah sucks every last drop of orange blood from the turd.
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 08:31 AM
Mar 7

Then she disappears into the darkness. The end.

niyad

(132,564 posts)
7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 09:05 AM
Mar 7

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,536 posts)
15. I have a dream and a prayer...
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:25 AM
Mar 7

Can I get an amen?
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

bluestarone

(22,202 posts)
18. AMEN! During these times i truly wish there was a God. I know for a fact that HE,(she) would 100%
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 11:16 AM
Mar 7

DESTROY this bunch of NAZI bastards.

hlthe2b

(114,015 posts)
10. He has to know how many millions across the country & world are waiting for that announcement...
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 09:39 AM
Mar 7

While some of us can vent with dark humor, or sarcasm, or screaming into the void, we all need a break at least occasionally.

Is there any wonder Ikea's stuffed orangutan has sold out many many many times over:

This little guy ("Punch" ) speaks to that stress.

and to all who give a damn--really give a damn about this country, democracy and its people.

hlthe2b

(114,015 posts)
27. No kidding. I (and everyone, I'd think) just wants to reach out and hug him.
Sun Mar 8, 2026, 06:26 AM
Mar 8

I hope the worldwide attention will bring money to that zoo to improve the habitat, though. All that concrete seems less than desirable (at a minimum).

surfered

(13,536 posts)
13. He collapsed in the Oval Office after lying his ass off
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:11 AM
Mar 7

RFK, Jr had his own special team of surgeons reattach it, with only one complication.

He soon succumbed to asphyxiation.
Let joy abound around the world.

surfered

(13,536 posts)
16. Thanks, but St Orrex wins the thread everyday with three wonderful possibilities
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:27 AM
Mar 7

and keeping our hopes up!

SheltieLover

(80,649 posts)
21. St. Orrex of Perpetul Optimism is surely a winner. Everyday
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 04:42 PM
Mar 7

But this post is right up there!

Orrex

(67,124 posts)
22. Flatterer! Every day, at least one reply is funnier than my OP
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:21 PM
Mar 7

I'm just happy to keep the ball rolling!

Dulcinea

(10,114 posts)
25. "Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere"
Sun Mar 8, 2026, 12:24 AM
Mar 8

I love the mental picture!

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